Carl headcanons: 💙
had braces
a 100% a late bloomer
first kiss story: he was in chess club just doing his thing, when a girl waltzed right over to him and gave him a smooch. she’d been dared to kiss him cause that was like the ultimate gross dare. she was like: “ew” and he was like: “wow”
kinda mean, but i imagined a scenario from when he was a teen and tried to ask a girl out, he wasn’t exactly her type to be frank, and got laughed at
had a big glow up at like 20
he’s the example when people talk about nerdy guys.....erm packing.....
he’s very clumsy. at first it was cute, but after he spilled your very hot tea on your lap, you didn’t find it that cute anymore
he often just stops and thinks, like you can be sitting and having dinner with him, and he’ll suddenly just disappear into his mind whilse staring wide eyed at his plate
can’t cook at all, like really, he’s gonna burn your kitchen down get him out of there!!!!
his go-to workout is just cycling around
awkward around crying people, just stands there patting their shoulder like: “Don’t cry.....?”
he values patience, it’s a very attractive quality to him
i said earlier that he would suddenly just stare off into the air and think, so he would definitely get captivated by you and just sit there admiring you without saying anything
(LISTEN, i struggled more than anyone should with finding a faceclaim, i’m not happy with this one either. tell who’s a good Carl fc cause i can’t find any)










