#cmantis

[slowerback]

eating the face of the swan that comes to save you from the living forest, 

clutching

your right breast 

philosophizing 

[slowerback]

7 Feb 2014

the weather's very bad

i have eaten three peanut butter and jelly sandwiches today

2 grape jelly

1 gooseberry jelly

some people have unexpectedly good singing voices 

my head is entirely empty

today's date is interesting [ 2 x 7 = 14 ]

[slowerback]

Horoscopes, 23 January 2014

aries: soak the fire bone creature in milk before its sentience figures out how to hover and it becomes unstoppable

taurus: open up your shorts for the karate master of judgement 

gemini: your breasts, if any, will be removed from the dark corners they cower in for the black sabbath

cancer: open up your mouth to the concept of blue

leo: the sun is a spacious mouth waiting for your shoulder blades, your thunder thighs.

virgo: you will meet a woman today who will try to give you two crocodiles. one of them is secretly a middle aged business tycoon. the other will eat you in your sleep.

libra: is a donut shop the only kind of sweetness you know?

scorpio: go on holiday. pay special attention to your feet. tell everyone the freshest of lies anywhere they will echo loudly.

sagittarius: whatever you dreamt of the night before will climb out of you and slowly make its way into space without you.

capricorn: if you get scared, remember cars

aquarius: do not rely on anyone today who speaks in the form of mist

pisces: today is the day to remove all hair from your hostages and put them through a beauty pageant