#co! edith

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Yes, Charred, she's hugging you.

"... T-this.. is nice..."

"We can stay like this for a little while longer, if you'd like?"

"P-please..."

[dib-thing-wannabe]

Dear god please… she’s hugging you

"... I-I.."

"Baby, no need to be shy, you can hug me back! I can tell you want to."

"...." *Tightly hugs her back*

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You do have a choice no passive aggressive attitude

"Okay..."

"Baby, you sure you're feeling alright? Do you want a hug?"

".. what's a- Um, s-sure.."

"Well, come here then, sugar!"

[dib-thing-wannabe]

Aww Melvin and George are so cute together!

"Glad to know that you like us being together!"

*Loud kissing noises*

"Ahhh!"

"I'm about to throw UP-"

"Oh, stop it Harold, they are only showing their affection to each other!"

(they are, they are)

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its nice of her to look after you guys when it's hot out

"Yeah, it is!"

"Mhm... Oh, Melvin!!!"

"George! Hi!!"

*Runs up to him and hugs him tightly* "I missed you, I missed you, I missed yooou!!"

"Ah! I missed you too, babe!"

*cheek kisses*

"Awww, now ain't that just cutest thing that you ever did see!"

*fake vomiting noises*

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extremely soft screaming ahhh

(Pffft-)

"Captain?"

"Oh shi- shh!"

"Oh."

"Yeah.."

"... Captain, pick him up so we can get to the lab and reverse this."

"Okay, okay-... Annnd he won't let go of Edith, even though he's sleeping."

"Pffft-"

"Awwww, he's like a little koala!"

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Awwww, that's sweet of her!.. wait. Is she southern? Because that sounded like a southern uthenism (or however it's spelled-)

"Hey Edith, you're southern, right?"

"Yes I am, honey! Is it really that easy to tell? My accent isn't that thick anymore, especially considering that I tried to hide it as I moved into the city." *Chuckling*