The God-King of Beers
‘Cobra Toxin’/’Maailman Käärmee Toksiini’ (‘World Snake Toxin’ In Finnish) This beer is 235 proof, that debuted in 1770, with an warning label on the neck of the bottles sold [“Don’t drink too much of this, up to six bottles, or you stiff up, your heart stops, and you die 30 seconds later”]. But, this is is not rum. This has been made by Auger Ugeronium Gamma Nee/A.U.G.N., an Finnish beer company of Orcs, Torks, Warca-Trolls, norse Trolls, and Orks, generation after generation of 7 friends, never of the same families, since 1770. They made about 10 different beers, with the Cobra Toxin as the ‘God-King’, and their first ever alcoholic beverage, & 4 Finnish moonshines. Cobra Toxin is blueberry flavored, all through floor malting & moonshine/beer stills; With an deep dark blue color, has an simple symbol of an orange cobra, with blue tiger stripes, the letters of the beer’s name and info on it is in the Gothic font, and is approved by The God-Empress of BLU ever since 1991. The Cobra Toxin silvery long neck bottle is European 700-milliliter and has an orange & blue crown bottle cap, split into four sections of the 2 colors, making 8 sections in total. One bottle can make someone have an hang over, it is never sold in cans, only in bottles, and the smell of the beer is SO powerful that an bloodhound dog can smell it, like the bottle is close to its nose, despite being 10 miles away. The beer’s hit and ‘experience’, making muscles really tighten around bones, and organ’s muscles tightening, for exactly 1 minute, cramping bone, is like the JoJo Stands; Star Platinum, Crazy Diamond, Gold Experience, and Stone Free, punching and kicking someone’s bones and *all* organs, inside their body, with the force of 100 teratons (The same as the meteor that killed the dinosaurs 65 million years ago), at 54 punches/kicks per second. But, with one hard liver and alcohol tolerance, Earl drinks Cobra Toxin like someone drinking an light beer. The shot version of the beer’s hit, no matter the size, is like Josuke’s Stand, Crazy Diamond, for 4 seconds, dishes out 80 punches per second, with two arms, inside one’s body, to the 206+, or below, bones and *all* organs of the body. Now you know about the God-King of Beers, Cobra Toxin. :3
~The Bat~