#cobraaa

[hasbr0mniverse]

The G.I. Joe Gallery - Cobraaa! By @DantheArtguy and Josh Perez

[thatfantasylovingdork]

LIKE TO SLAP COBRA COMMANDER’S SEXY ASS

REBLOG TO GRAB HIS SEXY ASS

[weekinnerd]

Can’t wait until our Cowboys play the Washington Cobra Commanders. #cobraaa #nfl #gijoe #yojoe https://www.instagram.com/p/CZf3VVoMrnD/?utm_medium=tumblr

[morgue-ratt]

loving this baroness outfit

[basenji18]

Been wondering if you could do a Baroness solo movie or it's inherently unworkable-TBH, it probably is a bad idea, but if you had to, perhaps you could sell it as a James Bond riff, except the sexy evil henchwoman is the protagonist and the rich foreign asshole with a gimmick and supervillain lair is the love interest, and the antagonists is a rival super terrorist like Chimera or some dispoasable Cobra B listers (maybe you could get away with asshole/corrupt general as antagonists, if you play up the black comedy of it, but I dunno). What do you think?

You definitely could, and I'd pay big money for it, but it would not be the standard boring white guy Hollywood formula.

I would love to see an origin story - the loss of her brother, boarding school fights, college radicalizing, proto-villain punk rising to Cobra's #2.

Or the upcoming Snakeyes movie from her POV - hunting down her brother's killer, only to find her most trusted friends have been lying to her all along.

Perhaps best of all, the whole Sins of the Mother arc brought to screen! Yes! Trilogy! Somebody make it happen!

[basenji18]

Does extensive enterprises participate in rainbow capitalism

No, and yet kind of successfully yes.

Figure most of Cobra, especially the top brass, is queer in some fashion. The twins might consider selling out, but they'd have to face Baroness, Destro, and Mindbender, and when those last two are telling you something is tacky, you'd best rethink some life choices. Plus, I think the twins would feel icky about the whole thing too.

On the flip side, Cobra Commander is ALL ABOUT loud and vibrant EVERYTHING, so would keep rainbows on things year-round. Add the diverse hiring practices and inclusive policies, and Extensive Enterprises is actually considered one of the best companies for LGBT+ employees and consumers, and consequentially makes more money year-round from the demographic than the other corporations shilling 1/12th of the year and then sweeping the gays back under the rug.

[basenji18]

Headcannon for RAH: Cobra top brass plays Mario Cart together. Baroness and Destro always win when they get to partner (he drives, she guns), but CC usually makes Baroness play on his team as his driver while he shoots wildly at everything. (They win much more than they should due to her evasive maneuvering, but they've lost more than once because CC used the blue shell on their own car.)

[morgue-ratt]

“GET OUT OF MY CHAIR, DESTRO!”