#coc 01x02

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says, “We’ve learnt that in life, if you’re battling demons, and you need to be set free, just get Alex to eat your face off.” Alex Horne gives the camera a coy wave. End ID.]

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Katherine Ryan makes a phone call in a garden. She says, “Yeah, I’m fine, it’s just that I have news from people back home that Alan is cheating on you.” Watching in the studio, Josh Widdicombe clutches his head and looks amazed. End ID.]

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says to Josh Widdicombe, “I fantasised about you coming and living with me at one point during that.” Josh asks, “Which bit? When I was messing or when I was tidying?” Greg replies, “Both.” End ID.]

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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Josh Widdicombe looks inside a kitchen cupboard, saying, “I don’t know what I’m doing, Alex. I’m panicking.” He looks in the fridge and inside a drawer, saying, “I’m panicking. Argh, I’m panicking! Panicking!” End ID.]

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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Rob Beckett is cleaning the driveway of the Taskmaster house with a hose and broom. He asks, “Can you see any flour...? Is there any flour on my face?” Alex Horne begins to reply, “Not that I can s-- Oh,” but Rob immediately hoses himself in the face. End ID.]

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[ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster. Noel Fielding is in a garden with sofa cushions, mannequin parts, books and plastic fruit strewn around him. Carrying a cushion, he says, “This is great, ‘cause I actually love tidying up.” Later, in the studio, Greg Davies says, “This show brings up strange things that come out of people’s mouths, and I never thought I’d hear Noel Fielding say, ‘I really like tidying.’ Is that a thing in your life? You like a tidy?” Smiling, Noel replies, “I do like hoovering, yeah.” End ID.]

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[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Rob Beckett exits a caravan in a garden, reading from a piece of paper that says, “Make the biggest mess and completely clear it up.” He looks back thoughtfully at the caravan and says, “D’you reckon I could tip that?” He pushes the side of the caravan without success, then turns back to the camera and says, “Harder than it looks.” End ID.]

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[ID: Ten screencaps from Taskmaster. Bob Mortimer sits in a chair wearing a creamy mask with pineapple rings for eyes, sprinkles for stubble, and Wotsits for hair. As Alex Horne hesitantly approaches, Bob says in a Geordie accent, “Come to me, human man! Taste my facial flesh! Howay, what’s not to like?” Alex says, “Hello, Bob,” and kneels beside the chair. The audience laughs as Bob embraces him, saying, “That’s it. Tuck in. Go for my nose, pet. Come on.” As Alex eats the mask’s pineapple eyes, Bob shouts, “Oh, yes, I’m a sinner! I have sinned! Come on, eat me up! Oh, no, I’ve sinned again!” End ID.]