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I haven't done a Weird Coco Lore Poll in a while so why the hell not

I have broken my nose 7 (seven) times in the last 20 years. Which of these was not one of the causes?

Threshold strip (metal strip dividing the carpet between rooms) (roughhousing)

Concrete airport floor (fell off an airport chair)

Swing door in a high school science department (slammed in face while running)

FIFA souvenir football (AKA very heavy soccer ball) (kicked at my face)

Gym bag containing hockey shoes (swung at my face)

Human fist (punched)

Telegraph pole (walked into it)

Lamppost (tripped in a pothole while stoned and wearing 3-inch heels)

Voting ended onMay 1

...I will say, only two of these things *properly* disconnected my nose from my face. The other five just cracked the bone spur and dented it further out of place. I now have a double bone spur that makes wearing glasses nearly impossible.

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The first time Coco's curse took effect! Tw! Fake blood, abuse mention, and death mention.

For those who don't know! Coco was cursed by a witch when she was born because her parents made a deal with said witch to give her their first-born child. They didn't follow up on their deal and that's why Coco's cursed and turns evil when both her eyes are uncovered. However, the witch wasn't a bad person and takes/protects children from abusive or dangerous parents/guardians. The curse was only supposed to activate when Coco was in danger. That shifted when Coco began subconsciously using magic of her own to change the curse to what she thought it was.

And when she turned twelve her curse activated for the first time when her mother hit her. Leading 12 year old Coco to kill both of her parents in self defense. She was found two days later when the police did a well fair check and discovered her sitting next to the bodies, eating a ham sandwich like nothing was wrong. The moment she was escorted out of her home by the police she was photographed and put on the front of the newspaper that week. She made headlines :)

This is also why Coco doesn't wear candy canes anymore. To traumatic. And yes she was born with those cracks.

everytime I eat sour cream & onion lays I get such a nostalgia trip..like I use to eat these everyday as a kid...baby coco’s staple snack

#also I called them ‘sprinkle chips’ bc the name I guess was too long and also the green flakes looked like sprinkles to me #coco lore #food

I should do another Coco Lore poll but this time about which one of my non-consequential "toxic traits" is the least forgivable

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Okay, so @theladyfae and @swxxtcidxr have convinced me that this would be a hilarious idea so here you all go:

Which of these Noodle Incidents is a lie and isn't actually a thing that happened to me or a fact about me?

I've broken my nose seven times since I was six years old

I never learned how to peel an orange

I once used a lecturer's pointer stick to beat the shit out of a military cadet

One time I knocked over my chemistry teacher with a six foot beach ball

I've accidentally set fire to my own eyebrows twice

I once drunkenly tried to fight an animatronic T-rex at a museum

I tried to swat a moth with a croquet mallet and put a hole in my bedroom wall

I eat kiwi fruit the way you'd eat a pear or an apple. skin and all

I won a 'Funniest Injury' award in college for slamming my elbow in a wardrobe

I've accidentally flashed my underwear to a busy street in London's West End

I have tinnitus from standing too close to the speakers at a MARINA concert

I once had to be held back from throwing a 2kg ham joint at a pensioner

Voting ended onNov 9, 2023

There we go. Eleven of these statements are true. You guys have one week to guess which one is a lie. Have fun!

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Saw a post where someone mentioned the widespread hysteria that the world was going to end on 12/12/2012 at midday and had a vivid memory of me, age 12 and raised by an autistic physicist father and an artist mother who had worked with both mental health patients and university students, desperately trying to utilise my logical understanding of the universe's eventual heat death and my knowledge of how to calm down very anxious people to try and get my panicking classmates to relax. Mostly because their constant catastrophising was getting a bit annoying, and I had whales to think about, but at least I tried.

...I don't think they liked it when I sighed heavily at 12:01pm and loudly exclaimed "See? I fucking told all of you."

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