Okay. So Dumas wrote a story about two guys who have a somewhat affair with the Queen and her best friend. But one of them is actually only there for the other dude, loving him pretty desperately while acting to be interested in the best friend of the Queen. And the other one is in a pretty toxic, pretty obsessive romance with the Queen, not realizing fully that he actually has feelings for the guy whom he would be way happier with and in a way more established relationship... The slow burn is barely endurable.











