had a thought of simon but he gets stuck with an absolute moron of a cat.
like maybe soap rescued a kitten, and he couldn't really keep it because he's allergic. price's not a cat person but kyle got way too many cats, so now the responsibility fell on simon.
and no one told him that this white kitten would end up in so many stupid situations that gave him heart attack every single time.
stuck between the couch cushions because somehow the cat just wants to worm itself into the crevices of the old ass couch that simon have in his flat, or stuck in the sleeve of his long sleeve sweaters that the little shit couldn't escape, meowing at him for help. wormed itself into a small crack on the wall that simon didn't even know existed and his massive hand had to chip off some of it while he tries to grab the cat. and the idiot just acts like NOTHING is wrong with what its doing.
like he thought that having a cat would be chill since he can leave it alone as long as he's got the little fur ball food, water, and some toys. now he's sitting on the floor covered in white fur, arm halfway into a literal hole in the wall while the cat at the other end of the wall is nibbling on his finger.