Characters: Soap x fem!Reader, Gaz x fem!Reader, Ghost x fem!Reader, Price x fem!Reader
P/s: You ask your 141 boyfriend/husband what he wants as a gift
Please don't judge harshly - I'm just writing for fun. Please excuse any mistakes, English is not my native language.
You were lying together on the couch, wrapped in each other’s arms.The TV murmured softly in the background and you lazily threw your leg over his thigh.
— "John, darling" — you began, gazing thoughtfully at the screen — "I’ve been racking my brain trying to figure out what to get you. Maybe something for fishing? Or something tobacco-related?"
Price picked up the remote, turned off the TV, and looked at you. His eyes were gentle, but that familiar mischievous sparkle was there — the one that always made your chest feel warm.
— "I don’t need anything, love" — he said calmly running his fingers along your arm. — "Everything I need, I already have. Right here". He lightly touched your heart, then added with a sly grin. — "And a little bit… right here". His hand dropped to your stomach.
You interested , though still a little confused. — "At least give me a hint, John. Something I can actually give you."
He leaned in, his lips brushing against your ear as he whispered — A certificate.
— "What?" — you frowned, blinking in surprise. — "A certificate for kids. From you" — he said perfectly serious. — "No expiration date. Unlimited activations."
You lifted your head, looking at him in shock - but smiling all the same. — "John! That’s not a gift! That’s not how it works!
He chuckled pulling you closer. — "Oh, it works just fine. The best gifts are the ones that last forever."
You shook your head, pressing your cheek against his chest. — "You’re impossible, John."
He laughed softly, his hand tracing slow circles along your back. — "Maybe. But I’ve got a mission and I intend to see it through." His voice dropped lower, tender now. — "Just stay with me. That’s all I’ve ever wanted". You smiled as he kissed your temple.
You’re lying sprawled out on the couch, your legs resting across his lap. Simon lazily squeezes your foot - half massage half idle gesture - while his eyes stay glued to the news on TV.
— "Simon, darling "— you begin — "I was just thinking… The holidays are coming up. Be honest — what would you like as a gift? And don’t say "nothing"."
Ghost turns his head toward you. His gaze pierces right through you, his face is completely serious, unreadable.
— "Spider-Man bed sheets" — he says flatly. — "And a backpack. Also Spider-Man. Glowing. So it can be seen from a mile away. And make sure it has a compartment for my tactical knife."
You blink, trying to figure out whether he’s joking or not — "What? Are you… serious?"
He shrugs without changing tone. — "I’m beginning to heal. These are my unresolved childhood issues." He pauses, then adds in that same cold almost dramatic voice: — "And if I don’t get that backpack, I’ll have to bring it up in therapy next week."
He turns his head back to you. — "You wouldn’t want me to tell my therapist you traumatized me by refusing a gift, would you?"
— "No!" — you burst out laughing. — "No, no, I got it. Backpack. Glowing. And bed sheets."
— "And make sure the backpack says "With great power comes great responsibility"." He turns back to the TV. —" Otherwise, it’s just a backpack."
You collapse into laughter, trying to catch your breath. — "Wait… you actually go to therapy? How did I not know?" Simon calmly changes the channel. — "Of course not".
You were lying on the floor while Johnny "Soap" MacTavish was doing push-ups over you—bare-chested, sweaty, focused and gleaming.
— "Ninety-nine... one hundred!" — you finished counting, chuckling. — "That’s it. You're done, champion."
Johnny wasted no time dropping straight onto you, breathing heavily. His hot, wet skin pressed against yours and you felt your heart rate quicken.
— "Johnny" — you said softly, running a hand through his slightly overgrown Mohawk. — "Tell me, what do you want for the holiday? Just so I know what to get you."
He pushed himself up on his elbows, looking at you with the air of someone about to say something deeply profound. — "What do I want...?" — he drew out thoughtfully, gazing into the distance. — "I want you to spend the whole day telling me that you love me. That you need me. That you feel safe with me."
Your heart instantly melted. — "Aww, Johnny..." — you almost whispered, smiling.
But then he suddenly squinted roguishly, the corners of his lips twitched and leaning in close, he added. — "And then for you to sit on my face."
You blinked, unable to believe you heard that out loud. — "Johnny MacTavish!" — you gasped, indignant yet smiling. — "You just ruined the most romantic moment!"
He chuckled, pulling you into a tight hug. — "No way, wee lass. I just made it realistic" — he replied in a completely serious tone. — "In my head that's the perfect day: lots of love and lots of you. This is what I want."
You couldn't help but laugh, pressing close to him. — "Well, at least you're honest" — you sighed, shaking your head through the laughter.
— "Always" — Johnny winked, settling back down onto you. — "Honesty is my middle name."
You were sitting together, eating the cake he had brought. You were swinging your leg idly, feeling relaxed, while he meticulously transferred strawberries from his slice of cake to your plate.
— "Kyle, I wanted to ask" — you caught his hand as he placed yet another berry. — "What kind of gift would you like? Something I can actually give you."
Gaz paused with the strawberry in his hand and looked at you. A disarmingly serious expression settled on his face.
— "A gift? Then I want you to go up there and get me the moon from the sky and while you're at it, a couple of stars too."
He tried his best to hold back a smile, keeping his expression stone-cold so the grin wouldn't slip but his eyes were shining with amusement, giving him away completely.
— "Very funny" — you laughed, taking the strawberry. — "Are you serious?"
He placed his hand on your cheek, and his tone immediately softened, becoming genuinely warm.
— "Seriously, I have everything I need." — He looked at you tenderly. — "I don't need anything. The main thing is having you here."
You sighed realizing his answer was absolutely true, yet completely useless for your mission to "find a gift."
Plan B: Conduct a stealth operation on his laptop to secretly check what Kyle has added to his "Favourites" in the online stores. Otherwise you'll never know if he needs that new tactical cap or if it's the waterproof backpack after all.