Ship: code related
collects rocks: rabbit probably? (tbh i see that as more of a the jon or upgrade thing to collect, rabbit would be more into antiques or weird aesthetic type things)
takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep: thats a weird question
gets drunk and breaks shit: (if they could get drunk) theyd only break shit from falling over or accidentally knocking it over. idk who id be tho
can’t swim: the spine (rabbit cant either but the spine feels like the more appropriate choice)
remembers to feed the fish: the spine
puts up Christmas decorations in November: rabbit definitely (the spine is a little guilty of this too but he Tries to keep things from escalating until dec 1)
sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting: rabbit, its mostly memes
makes Sims just to drown them in the pool: i dont think either of them would, rabbit would get bored after an hour of fuckin around with the create-a-sim feature. and then the spine would try to make a multi-generational family and probably get a little too into it
brings the other coffee at work: rabbit usually has the spine’s “coffee” cup ready in the morning when she can remember to. its just water but the spine appreciates it
takes gym locker room selfies: rabbit would
signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class: the spine
forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table: rabbit definitely