#cof incorrect quotes

[serascli]

Alexia: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Veronyka: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Hestia: A realist sees a freight train.

Sev: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

[bxnshee]

Veronyka: Why is Sev standing on the edge of cliff with his arms out, screaming thing like, “Try me!” And, “You won’t!”

Kade: He likes to play this little game where he taunts death until it gets him.

Veronyka: And you just... allow this?

Kade: Oh, yeah. And I’m betting on it too.

[bxnshee]

How Sev and Kade got engaged

Sev: Kade, will you marry me?

Kade, crying: that’s a ring pop but yES!

[serascli]

Yara: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."

[serascli]

Sev : Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

[ravs6709]

Latham: I'm Anders' emergency contact.

Hospital reception: So you're here to pick him up?

Latham: I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.

[ravs6709]

Sev: Well, at least nobody got hurt.

Sev: *trips and falls over a rock*

[ravs6709]

Val: My first rule would be that no one can veto my rules.

Pheronia: Well, that's called tyranny, and it's generally frowned upon.