Coffee Coaster By Doctor Pessimist
Oh, how I adore using my coffee coaster.
I even have a favourite coaster that I use.
I love having a place to put my mug on.
I absolutely hate having rings on tables.
So many humans do not understand this.
Ever since I was a child, I used coasters.
In fact, my parents drilled this into me.
The kids at school didn’t appreciate this.
I remember the kids mocking me for this.
Using a coaster made me better than them.
In any case, I do enjoy my coffee times.











