#col:p

[givegeoffdeadflowers]

Unknown Caller: If you don't quit your job you'll leave paris in a body bag!

MC, breathing heavily, through gritted teeth: God, I'd LOVE to see you fucking try

[phvnthom]

Vincent literally looks like Billy Crudup. If Billy Crudup ever actually styled his hair and didn't dress like a hippie dad.

[vintageblossom]

I'm all for getting croissants and going to a french cafe with the city of love: Paris fandom

[boyshoujo]

please play city of love: paris! you get to “date” 2 guys and gals (although the girls’ paths are way less overt tbh) and go on a mysterious hunt for one of paris’ secret treasures!! 

[min-kah]

Kat, hun, I need you to have several seats and leave my hippie son alone.

[min-kah]

I almost spat my drink out, Kat cannot be serious right now.

[min-kah]

I know I'm in love with Vincent and everything but Hugo stole my heart in this scene 💙💙

[flarekaneko]

I'M SCREAMING I CAN'T BELIEVE VINCENT FUCK MY WHOLE BODY IS SO EXCITED I GOT THAT SHIT WITH HIM