#colie replies

[carrottheluvmachine]

Hi! I’m so sorry if my addition to your Geraskier post made it seem like I thought you were insulting him, I really didn’t mean it that way. I meant it in more of the funny way people fake-rant at people they love. All in good fun. If you want me to delete it I can for sure though!

Oh no! It's fine! I realize you meant it as a joke, I just wanted to be sure you knew I was absolutely not poking fun at him. I'm all for fat liberation. Chubby Jaskier is literally my favorite thing ever. He's a doll and I love him so very much!

You definitely don't have to delete it! You're all good!

[carrottheluvmachine]

Do you see this absolute bullshit?  Just because I’ve had sex with a guy means I’m a “fakebian” now?  How demeaning.  I suppose that by your logic then aces and people who’ve never had sex are also “fake” since they’ve never experienced sex with a woman then?

This is the kind of horrible talk we don’t need in this community.  Toxic assholes like this.  Get the fuck off my page and perhaps you can try removing your head from your own asshole so you can see the world clearly for a minute.

Edit: Oh, does this also mean rape victims aren’t real lesbians then?  Because they had sex with a man against their will?  Is that what you’re getting at?  You’re a disgusting piece of shit, do you know that?

[carrottheluvmachine]

hey! hope youre having a good day! just letting you know im blocking you after reading your most recent ao3 fic :) god bless and have a good evening

Woooow.  You’re blocking me because I wrote a kink fic?  That’s a bit extreme.  I thought everyone who followed me knew exactly what they were in for.

If you don’t like it, then don’t read it.  Why the hell would you read something after I tagged it as a kink that you didn’t enjoy?  I gave everyone fair warning.

This is indeed a shitty thing to wake up to but I’m not going to let it get me down.  Have a nice day, I guess.  Fuckin’ forbid you “accidentally” read any more fics that you don’t enjoy.

Also, don’t you dare “God Bless” at me.  I’m not religious.  Don’t make assumptions.

[carrottheluvmachine]

alrendriablaze reblogged your quote and added: “Sir, that was my emotional support bard.”

I need a support bard. Jaskier… I need Jaskier. ��

We all need a Jaskier, I feel.

I especially need one in the form of a girlfriend who will love me the way Jaskier loves Geralt.

[carrottheluvmachine]

It sounds like you didn't get the job, if your boss remembers you, they FOR SURE remember every mistake you've made. They probably won't call you so you should keep looking! Always be open!

Really?  Then why would they say they could call me and ask when I could work?  They asked if I could start as soon as possible, and I replied that I could.

I don’t know who sent this, but damn, thanks for the blow to my self esteem, man.  All the mistakes I’ve made?  I didn’t make any mistakes.  I left because my boss jerked me around, didn’t pay me enough, and didn’t have proper health care protocols in place for the dogs in case of an emergency.  It wasn’t anything I did.  I was a hard worker and she’ll remember that.

But dude, thanks for knocking me down a peg.  I was just feeling good about myself.  That hurt.

[carrottheluvmachine]

I’d like to thank @ratprince and @big-teeth for their comments about the anon hate.  I was pretty upset about it and your comments made me feel better <3

[carrottheluvmachine]

Hi and appologies if this came through more than once but had to respond 100% agreement on your comment in tags on the scary media poll. I read the Velvet ribbon in a book called the haunted house scary poems and tales 1970 scholastic when I was 8 and 50 years later it still haunts me once in a while. Very low key but creeoy as all hell. Glad Im not the only one!! :D

It really terrified me. I remember having nightmares about it for years. The thing that bothered me most was that the entire class laughed. I couldn't understand why they were laughing at something so creepy. Sure, we were in first grade, but how is someone's head falling off funny?

I had a whole long list of phobias and fears throughout my life, and horror movies were one of them. My mom is the biggest baby on the planet and I think I copied a lot of the things she was afraid of (she was scared of big dogs, so was I). Only later in life did I realize that I actually reaaaally love horror. I credit Supernatural with helping me get over that fear. I was afraid to even see trailers for horror movies when I went to the theater before I got into SPN and then suddenly I realized I wasn't scared.

Now I absolutely love horror movies. There was a time when my brother, my stepdad and I would have horror movie nights and I kid you not we watched almost everything on Netflix.

I'm really not afraid of much anymore. Just some jumpscares will get me. But that book? That totally wasn't appropriate for a child. I don't know why you'd wanna expose your children to really creepy things like that but whatever...

Thanks for writing! I'm glad I'm not the only one who that book effected! It's weird to think it stuck with us even all these years later XDD

[carrottheluvmachine]

sonftboiz reblogged your link:When I See You Again - Moonykins - Wiedźmin | The...

Thanks for the reblog!  I absolutely love your chubby Jaskier pic!  I really hope you’ll consider drawing more of him in the future.  Maybe my future fics will inspire you!