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NEW COVER: “Shape Of You” originally by Ed Sheeran, covered by Our Last Night

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THE ADVENTURES OF TIM AND HIS EYEBROW

The Incident. In a very nice suburb there lived a boy called Tim. Tim was a very silly boy and one day he was playing with his imaginary friend Colin. Tim and Colin would always do silly things and today Tim did an extra silly thing. Tim ran threw a glass window and “killed” Colin. As he ran threw the glass window he chopped off his eyebrow, as he got up from the accident he saw that his whole body was cut and he was covered in blood. Tim had a stream of blood coming down his face and realized that his eyebrow was on the floor. The stream eventually hit his lips and he suddenly realized that his blood type was ketchup and was devastated. That night Tim spiraled into a deep depression and cried himself too sleep. The next day Tim was still depressed and crying and he couldn’t tell anyone about the death of Colin.Tim was also devastated that his blood type was ketchup when he believed it was hot sauce. Tim didn’t want to be sweet and sour so Tim thought that he would be happier if he was gone. Tim had his eyebrow in a pouch around his neck covered in ketchup so it wouldn’t die. Tim took his eyebrow out of his pouch and said “eyebrow it going to be our last night together, I love you”. Ten minutes after cherishing the last moments he will have with his ketchup covered eyebrow he came up with a plan and the plan that involves a whole gallon of hot sauce and some way to induce Tim into a coma. Tim planned out how things are going to go and he got a gallon of hot sauce. This plan is going to change Tim from a sweet and sometimes sour guy into a spicy, salty guy. This is his way of a makeshift “blood transfusion” by drinking a gallon of hot sauce this will turn his blood into hot sauce. He prepares himself, his eye brow clenched in one hand and the bottle of hot sauce in the other. Unscrewing the bottle, he takes a deep breath in and places it to his mouth. The hot spicy liquid glides down his throat like butter on a fry pan. Tim’s halfway through the bottle and suddenly the infamousTrevor came in and sees. Trevor runs to Tim and Asks “are you okay babe” And then Tim realizes how stupid he is for drinking the hot sauce and instantly regrets it. Trevor cleaning Tim up on the toilet says “Tim if you were spicy my feelings towards you wouldn’t be the same and I love you the way you are and I love you sweet and sour because this compliments my spicy saltiness”. Trevor comforts Tim on the toilet because Tim’s anus is burning from the hot sauce the sculled earlier. Trevor grabbed Tim’s pale eyebrow and placed it in to a tub full of ketchup to rejuvenate it. Trevor walks back to Tim and bandages him while waiting for the eyebrow to soak in the ketchup. Trevor asks Tim “where are the things to stich you up?” Tim points to the second draw from the bathroom sink. Trevor collected the eye brow and the things to fix Tim’s eyebrow. Cleaning the eyebrow Tim says “make it hurt I like it when you make me hurt” Trevor replies with “okay baby anything for you”. Trevor places the eye brow and begins to attach the eyebrow moaning and groaning from pain Tim says “thank You Trevor!”. Trevor finished and sees the pain in Tim’s eyes and says its going to be alright baby. Tim learnedfrom his lesson to be himself and its okay to be who you are and lived happily ever after with is girlfriend Taylor. SIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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