#colin;

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@flamecrazed

“Women are bad for your fucking health.”

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@seelewandern

“Of course I didn’t believe in magic. I laughed in her face when she  told me she’d cursed me. Told her to get in line.”

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“I was literally almost crushed by a piano today.  I’m gonna die like a fucking cartoon character.”

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“I fell down the god damn stairs, okay?”