Miku how do I defuse a bomb (time sensitive)
(I didn’t have time to draw this weekend and since you said it’s time sensitive I’ll just give you a text answer and maybe I’ll draw something for it next weekend hope ur ok with that lmao)
Yi Xi: from kitchen What's wrong?
SOMEONE'S ASKING HOW TO DEFUSE A BOMB AND THEY SAY IT'S TIME SENSITIVE!
Yi Xi: drops her coffee mug, rushes over WHAT.
Static Miku: panicking I don't know! Should I answer?! What do I say?! I don't know how to defuse bombs! I dont want my viewers to die!!
Yi Xi: Tell them to call the police! Or bomb squad!
Static Miku: typing frantically "CALL 911 RIGHT NOW! OR YOUR LOCAL EMERGENCY NUMBER! GET AWAY FROM THE BOMB! EVACUATE THE AREA!"
Yi Xi: Why are they asking YOU?!
Static Miku: I DON'T KNOW! DO I LOOK LIKE A BOMB EXPERT?!
Teto: appears Why are you two screaming?
Static Miku: SOMEONE ASKED ME HOW TO DEFUSE A BOMB!
Teto: ...What?nervous and skeptical Is... is there a bomb? Here?
NO! At least I don't THINK so! The asker didn't say WHERE!
Yi Xi: This is a prank. It has to be a prank.
Static Miku: But what if it's NOT?!
Yi Xi: Then they should be calling professionals, not asking a digital entity on a blog!
Static Miku: still typing "SERIOUSLY CALL EMERGENCY SERVICES! I AM NOT QUALIFIED FOR THIS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BOMB LOOKS LIKE IN REAL LIFE!"
Teto: Can we all just calm down…
Static Miku: SOMEONE MIGHT DIE, TETO! My audience might DIE!
Teto: IF IT'S REAL THEY WOULDN'T BE WASTING TIME ASKING YOU!
Static Miku: pauses ...That's actually a good point.
Yi Xi: It's definitely a prank.
Static Miku: But what if it's not?
Yi Xi: Then natural selection is doing its job.
Yi Xi: *hands up* I'm just saying! Who asks a BLOG how to defuse a bomb?!
Static Miku:Someone DESPERATE!
Teto: have you considered that they're joking? Like... like a video game bomb?
Static Miku: Oh my god. You're right. It could be a video game.
Yi Xi: Or a complete prank.
Static Miku: adds to her response "IF THIS IS A VIDEO GAME: Google it or check a walkthrough! IF THIS IS REAL: STOP READING THIS AND CALL 911! IF THIS IS A PRANK: NOT FUNNY! YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK! (Do I have a heart? Unclear, but you scared me!)"
Teto: Are we done panicking now?
Static Miku: sitting back, breathing hard I think so?
Yi Xi: Next time someone asks something like that…
Static Miku: I'm IMMEDIATELY telling them to call professionals! I am NOT equipped for this!
Teto: I don't think any of us are equipped for bomb defusal...
Teto: Except maybe Yi Xi.
Teto: You're good with knives. Maybe you're good with wires?
Yi Xi: That's not- those are COMPLETELY different skillsets!
Static Miku: Can we please stop talking about bombs?! My anxiety is through the roof!
Yi Xi: It's probably a prank.
Static Miku: PROBABLY isn't DEFINITELY!
Static Miku: to the ask PLEASE UPDATE ME IF YOU'RE ALIVE! AND IF THIS WAS A PRANK, NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!
(She hits send and then just sits there, shaking slightly.)
Static Miku: I hate the internet sometimes.
Yi Xi: pats her shoulder Welcome to having a public platform.
Static Miku: This is why Teto stays hidden.
(fun fact every time I answer an ask I write something like this in a play format and end up drawing only a bit because i can’t draw all of it)