#college;

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evacole

i think we crashed at...4am? maybe it was 5 - I don’t really remember 😀😀😀

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OOC.}

That moment u arrive like a half hour earlier than u need to arrive. Lmfao.

[sunofdorne]

@pureironking continued from here

[text: Stannis] fuck fuck fuck Ria stole my phone and this was her idea of matchmaking I’m really sorry. wouldn’t send unwanted.. pictures... like that

[iwillnotcringe-blog]

Text: Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.

tfln meme

[text: Ria] but if I keep them at my flat dad will know why they are mysteriously disappearing

[iwillnotcringe-blog]

Text: we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you’re too straight for a threesome?

tfln meme

[text: Ria] luring me with food. i see you. 

[text: Ria] (i’m hungry though)

[sunofdorne]

Text: Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.

tfln meme

[text: Ria] this is like the opposite of sanitary pads. I had only the scented ones left at home and it feels like sandpaper i am dying.

[iwillnotcringe-blog]

GIVE ME ALL THE TEXTS

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. [text: Ria] i havent slept and i’m running on coffee i think i’m shaking good morning

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. [text: Ria] but i don’t wanna be bi my dad already hates me bc i’m a girl

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. [text: Ria] ill be late i was on phone with JaimeSend “⁇” for a DRUNK text. [text: Ria] y does evrryone hate the queen in snw white id b pissed too if some bitch was prretier than me

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.[text: Ria] are you asleep ? someone’s getting banged next door and i can’t tell whether they’re having fun or if they’re simulating but it’s LOUD

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.[text: Ria] GDI ELLARIA GIVE ME BACK MY SHAMPOO IT’S NOT EVEN GOOD FOR YOUR HAIR IT HAS CHAMOMILE FOR BLOND HAIR IN IT ???? CMON

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.[text: Ria] my mom said she used to hook up with girls and I’m like.... why did you give that up for a guy with a broom up his assSend “@” for a SCARED text.[text: Ria] fuck i should deff have gone to that class earlier I have no idea what we are talking about i fucking hate economics

Send “&” for a LOVING text.[text: Ria] you’re the first girl i hang out with i don’t want to hit so uh i guess i like you Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.[text: Ria] ..... what exactly did Oberyn do last night he’s a wreck this morning. or what did YOU do. hmmmmmmm 

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.[text: Ria] my dad’s holding a fundraiser and I have to stand here looking pretty but FREE WINE

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.[text: Ria] dfhsdjkgfdj