#collegefield

[bardicperformance]

[5:02:09 PM] Sheffield's dick: OGH MY GOD

[5:02:16 PM] Sheffield's dick: BEEF

[5:02:17 PM] Sheffield's dick: as in

[5:02:18 PM] Sheffield's dick: THE OTHER

[5:02:23 PM] Sheffield's dick: WHIYE MEAT

[5:02:23 PM] Sheffield's dick: T

[5:02:32 PM] Serph's ass: PFFFFT

[5:02:33 PM] Serph's ass: OMFG

[5:02:38 PM] Sheffield's dick: oh MY GOD

[5:02:46 PM] Serph's ass: Wait, I though human was the other white meat?

[5:02:51 PM] Serph's ass: *thought

[5:04:00 PM] Sheffield's dick: true

[5:04:01 PM] Sheffield's dick: well

[5:04:09 PM] Sheffield's dick: a dick is part of a human so

[5:04:43 PM] Serph's ass: Roland wants to eat dicks that much, huh? I should've known

[5:04:53 PM] Serph's ass: He and Greg probably had something going on, huh?

[5:05:13 PM] Sheffield's dick: I DFS

[5:05:14 PM] Sheffield's dick: G

[5:05:17 PM] Sheffield's dick: I JUST COUghed

[5:05:24 PM] Sheffield's dick: and i sucked the air back in almost

[5:05:24 PM] Sheffield's dick: at that

[5:05:35 PM] Sheffield's dick: jesus

[5:06:17 PM] Serph's ass: roland is a cocksucker. Pass it on

[5:06:47 PM] Sheffield's dick: he and greg drunkenly made out

[5:06:58 PM] Sheffield's dick: that's what happens when you ask your bud to cool your beer for you

[5:07:18 PM] Serph's ass: Adil probably walked in on them, too.

[5:07:28 PM] Serph's ass: And he proceeded to never let them know that he knew

[5:08:49 PM] Sheffield's dick: yes

[5:08:52 PM] Sheffield's dick: ADIL WOULD

[5:08:56 PM] Sheffield's dick: WALK IN ON PEOPLE

[5:08:59 PM] Sheffield's dick: and just back away

[5:09:04 PM] Sheffield's dick: walk backwards out the door

[5:09:18 PM] Serph's ass: "Hey Roland, I brought you guys more booz- ...Nevermind."

[5:10:18 PM] Sheffield's dick: ahahaha

[5:10:24 PM] Sheffield's dick: and Fred will

[5:10:25 PM] Sheffield's dick: never know

[5:10:33 PM] Sheffield's dick: of the forbidden love his fathers shared

[5:11:09 PM] Serph's ass: Well, how else did a deadbeat like Roland get the kid? Obviously there was something going on that no one told Fred about

[5:11:54 PM] Sheffield's dick: ahahha

[5:12:08 PM] Serph's ass: NEW

[5:12:09 PM] Serph's ass: FUCKING

[5:12:11 PM] Serph's ass: OTP

[5:12:16 PM] Serph's ass: Greg/Roland

[5:12:25 PM] Sheffield's dick: foxy dads

[5:13:07 PM] Serph's ass: Hell yeah.

[5:13:29 PM] Serph's ass: and hey, this would explain why Roland got so pissass drunk when greg died. He missed his lover so much

[5:13:36 PM] Serph's ass: but he had the kid to take

[5:14:31 PM] Sheffield's dick: someone

[5:14:34 PM] Sheffield's dick: pls

[5:14:38 PM] Sheffield's dick: draw fanart of this

[5:14:48 PM] Sheffield's dick: Roland and Greg

[5:14:55 PM] Sheffield's dick: playing tongue hockey

[5:14:59 PM] Sheffield's dick: Roland still

[5:15:03 PM] Sheffield's dick: with his beer in hand

[5:15:30 PM] Serph's ass: Were they always drunk when this happened?

[5:15:33 PM] Sheffield's dick: probably

[5:15:40 PM] Sheffield's dick: Roland was anyway

[5:15:46 PM] Sheffield's dick: can't speak for Greg

[5:16:32 PM] Serph's ass: Er...I dunno. But you'd gotta think Roland at least had some sort of feelings. Otherwise he wouldn't have been so broken up about the guy dying...

[5:16:42 PM] Serph's ass: Well, okay maybe not but still...

[5:16:54 PM] Sheffield's dick: well people do what they really want when drunk so

[5:17:06 PM] Sheffield's dick: c'mon he woulda denied his homo prob

[5:17:09 PM] Sheffield's dick: and when Greg died

[5:17:11 PM] Sheffield's dick: it hit hard

[5:17:13 PM] Serph's ass: Roland wanted the D?

[5:17:17 PM] Sheffield's dick: ofc he did

[5:17:24 PM] Sheffield's dick: he wanted some big black d

[5:17:32 PM] Serph's ass: OH MY GOD. FUCK

[5:17:32 PM] Sheffield's dick: ROLAND

[5:17:34 PM] Sheffield's dick: HAD

[5:17:36 PM] Sheffield's dick: JUNGLE

[5:17:37 PM] Sheffield's dick: FEVER

[5:17:40 PM] Sheffield's dick: OG GOS

[5:17:40 PM] Sheffield's dick: F

[5:17:45 PM] Sheffield's dick: JESUS

[5:17:50 PM] Serph's ass: FUUUUUUCK. IM SO DONE WITH YOU

[5:17:52 PM] Serph's ass: OMFG

[5:17:53 PM] Sheffield's dick: AHAHAHAHHAA

[5:17:59 PM] Sheffield's dick: I SAW

[5:18:00 PM] Sheffield's dick: THEM

[5:18:04 PM] Sheffield's dick: WRAPPED

[5:18:09 PM] Sheffield's dick: IN AN ANIMAL PRINT THROW

[5:18:12 PM] Sheffield's dick: BY A FIREPLACE

[5:18:13 PM] Sheffield's dick: ABAHAHHAHAHA

[5:18:21 PM] Sheffield's dick: TENDER MANLY EMBRACE

[5:18:26 PM] Sheffield's dick: INTERRACIAL OTP RIGHT THERE

[5:18:38 PM] Serph's ass: YES. PRETTY MUCH.

[5:18:48 PM] Serph's ass: And the only one that knew was Adil cause of reasons

[5:18:52 PM] Sheffield's dick: aSOL

[5:18:53 PM] Sheffield's dick: ADIL

[5:18:56 PM] Sheffield's dick: KNEW EVERYTHING

[5:19:00 PM] Sheffield's dick: PROBABLY

[5:19:04 PM] Sheffield's dick: ADIL'S LIKE

[5:19:09 PM] Sheffield's dick: THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR

[5:19:10 PM] Sheffield's dick: THAT HEARS

[5:19:16 PM] Sheffield's dick: EVERYTHING

[5:19:20 PM] Sheffield's dick: AND CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT

[5:19:25 PM] Sheffield's dick: BECAUSE OF HIS GAY NEIGHBORS

[bardicperformance]

[4:15:52 PM] Sheffield's dick: THAT'S SO CUTE

[4:16:17 PM] Sheffield's dick: also

[4:16:26 PM] Sheffield's dick: stoic buttgrabbing

[4:16:27 PM] Sheffield's dick: he's just like

[4:16:30 PM] Sheffield's dick: .....?

[4:17:49 PM] Serph's ass: Ahahahahaha.

[4:17:56 PM] Serph's ass: Yeah, that's pretty much it?

[4:18:07 PM] Sheffield's dick: and then I thought of

[4:18:17 PM] Sheffield's dick: what would happen if one grabbed Heat's butt

[4:18:26 PM] Sheffield's dick: you'd burn your hand

[4:18:48 PM] Sheffield's dick: Serph's feels icy cool

[4:18:58 PM] Sheffield's dick: like a very... air conditioned butt

[4:21:57 PM] Serph's ass: I'd probably freeze if I hugged him...since im so weak to temperatures.

[4:22:12 PM] Sheffield's dick: ... I can take cold better than heat

[4:22:17 PM] Sheffield's dick: If I hugged Heat I'd like

[4:22:21 PM] Sheffield's dick: get dehydrated

[4:24:11 PM] Serph's ass: Yeah...same here

[4:24:33 PM] Serph's ass: And least you can always put more clothes on when it comes to cold weather

[4:24:42 PM] Sheffield's dick: oh my god

[4:24:48 PM] Sheffield's dick: I just thought of being held

[4:24:51 PM] Sheffield's dick: by him

[4:24:58 PM] Sheffield's dick: even if it was cold

[4:25:02 PM] Sheffield's dick: it'd feel so nice

[4:27:07 PM] Serph's ass: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

[4:27:24 PM] Serph's ass: And...yes, it would. If you want a proper response

[4:29:15 PM] Sheffield's dick: oh yeah

[4:29:17 PM] Sheffield's dick: i' just

[4:29:21 PM] Sheffield's dick: TRYING TO IMAGINE THAT

[4:29:23 PM] Sheffield's dick: wow

[4:29:24 PM] Sheffield's dick: oh DUDE

[4:29:25 PM] Sheffield's dick: SASFHFGS

[4:29:29 PM] Sheffield's dick: YOU KNOW HOW

[4:29:32 PM] Sheffield's dick: BODY HEAT

[4:29:40 PM] Sheffield's dick: IF YOU HUG SOMEONE

[4:29:41 PM] Sheffield's dick: AND IT'S COLD

[4:29:46 PM] Sheffield's dick: IT WARMS YOU UP

[4:29:51 PM] Sheffield's dick: HUGGING HIM IN SUMMER

[4:30:02 PM] Sheffield's dick: my boyfriend is an air conditioner

[4:31:14 PM] Serph's ass: BEST AIR CONDITIONER.

[4:31:21 PM] Serph's ass: You can be as clingy as you want

[4:31:27 PM] Serph's ass: and have good reason for it

[4:31:40 PM] Sheffield's dick: more reason to cuddle him when sleeping

[4:32:11 PM] Sheffield's dick: actually

[4:32:16 PM] Sheffield's dick: Gale would be the air conditioner

[4:32:26 PM] Serph's ass: Yeah, true

[4:32:30 PM] Sheffield's dick: bahahah

[4:32:31 PM] Serph's ass: Serph's just cold

[4:32:44 PM] Sheffield's dick: Serph is a fridge/freezer combo then

[4:32:46 PM] Serph's ass: hugging Cielo would make your hair stand up

[4:32:50 PM] Sheffield's dick: give him a can of pop

[4:32:52 PM] Sheffield's dick: instant cold

[4:32:56 PM] Sheffield's dick: portable cooler

[4:33:08 PM] Serph's ass: Roland makes him hold his beer

[4:33:12 PM] Sheffield's dick: OH MY GOD

[4:33:16 PM] Sheffield's dick: THAT COMMENT

[4:33:28 PM] Sheffield's dick: ROLAND IN

[4:33:30 PM] Sheffield's dick: A WIFEBEATER

[4:33:35 PM] Sheffield's dick: MAKING HIM HOLD HIS BEER

[4:35:50 PM] Serph's ass: SERPH'S THE PORTABLE FRIDGE. Now all you need to do is have Heat hold your tv dinner and BAM

[4:36:10 PM] Sheffield's dick: AS MUCH

[4:36:20 PM] Sheffield's dick: as Serph is a more ideal person to cuddle with

[4:36:23 PM] Sheffield's dick: I have to say

[4:36:29 PM] Sheffield's dick: Heat's looking real good to me

[4:36:34 PM] Sheffield's dick: for the upcoming season

[4:38:38 PM] Serph's ass: Yup. And if Roland also needs someone to power his radio while he's drinking beer and eating he can just do it himself. And Cielo can fly out get more beer

[4:38:48 PM] Serph's ass: and yeah, heat would be nice and toasty

[4:39:18 PM] Sheffield's dick: yeah

[4:39:23 PM] Sheffield's dick: also wow hello manly arms

[4:39:48 PM] Sheffield's dick: like wow

[4:39:56 PM] Sheffield's dick: Heat is like

[4:40:02 PM] Sheffield's dick: that guy in romance novels

[4:40:15 PM] Sheffield's dick: with a volatile temper

[4:40:23 PM] Sheffield's dick: the protag has a really torrid affair with

[4:40:40 PM] Sheffield's dick: and then I just thought

[4:40:46 PM] Sheffield's dick: of Heat in like one of those open shirts

[4:40:52 PM] Sheffield's dick: showing off his chest

[4:40:55 PM] Sheffield's dick: and his fucking hair

[4:40:57 PM] Sheffield's dick: blowing gaily in the wind

[4:41:06 PM] Sheffield's dick: oh god

[4:41:30 PM] Serph's ass: Gale over there like "why am I fanning you again?" -shot-

[4:43:41 PM] Sheffield's dick: ahahha

[4:44:08 PM] Sheffield's dick: wow I kind of want to get down with Heat now

[4:46:14 PM] Serph's ass: pfffft. I dont think I would. It'd be a mistake. He'd like try to claim you and protect you and stuff

[4:46:23 PM] Sheffield's dick: hey

[4:46:29 PM] Sheffield's dick: nobody's fighting over me

[4:47:28 PM] Serph's ass: Well, I guess. Sheffield's a better fling, imo. AS LONG AS YOU'RE JUST A FLING

[4:47:36 PM] Sheffield's dick: WELL Y-YEAH

[4:47:38 PM] Serph's ass: otherwise you'll be brainwashed to do things for him

[4:47:45 PM] Sheffield's dick: at least Heat wouldn't try to mindfuck me

[4:48:01 PM] Serph's ass: Heat would try his best to be caring...it's just not in his nature

[4:48:15 PM] Sheffield's dick: IT SEEMS LIKE

[4:48:19 PM] Sheffield's dick: SHEFF

[4:48:24 PM] Sheffield's dick: BEST ONE NIGHT STAND

[4:48:30 PM] Sheffield's dick: if you slept with him more than once

[4:48:36 PM] Sheffield's dick: it'd be a bad idea

[4:48:46 PM] Sheffield's dick: fling is more like

[4:48:57 PM] Sheffield's dick: diddling on the side for a week or two or so

[4:49:34 PM | Edited 4:49:40 PM] Sheffield's dick: and then leaving him for prince charming

[4:53:36 PM] Serph's ass: Okay. Heat's a fling. Sheff's a one night stand. Serph's a husband. And Gale is fucking sexy.

[4:53:41 PM] Serph's ass: I DUNNO. SOMETHING LIKE THAT

[4:53:49 PM] Sheffield's dick: Gale's like

[4:54:17 PM] Sheffield's dick: well gee where does he fit in here

[4:54:28 PM] Sheffield's dick: i keep thinking if you had sex with him

[4:54:30 PM] Sheffield's dick: he'd keep saying

[4:54:35 PM] Sheffield's dick: he didn't comprehend

[4:54:39 PM] Serph's ass: I dunno...he can just be Gale, then

[4:54:42 PM] Sheffield's dick: kinda kills the mood

[4:54:47 PM] Serph's ass: yeah, pretty much

[4:54:51 PM] Sheffield's dick: I AM ACTUALLY

[4:54:55 PM] Sheffield's dick: PICTURING THAT NOW

[4:54:59 PM] Sheffield's dick: AND IT'S FUNNY

[4:55:10 PM] Serph's ass: IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS

[4:55:23 PM] Serph's ass: Then again, none of them would really understand, tbh

[4:55:25 PM] Sheffield's dick: just riding Gale and he's like a broken record

[4:55:31 PM] Sheffield's dick: I DO NOT COMPREHEND

[4:55:39 PM] Sheffield's dick: I DO NOT COMPREHEND

[4:55:49 PM] Serph's ass: PFFFT. HOW'D YOU EVEN GET THAT FAR WITH HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE?

[4:55:58 PM] Sheffield's dick: I DON'T KNOW

[4:56:11 PM] Sheffield's dick: I DO NOT COMPREHEND

[4:56:33 PM] Sheffield's dick: you couldn't even undress him

[4:56:39 PM] Sheffield's dick: how do you get that hooded corset off

[4:56:58 PM] Serph's ass: I honestly think that's a hat...

[4:56:59 PM] Sheffield's dick: how do you get the codpiece thong off

i looked at the back of

[4:57:23 PM] Sheffield's dick: the DDS1 box

[4:57:27 PM] Sheffield's dick: and I saw the codpieces

[4:57:32 PM] Sheffield's dick: and realized they were

[4:57:32 PM] Serph's ass: and i dunno bout the codpiece...

[4:57:34 PM] Sheffield's dick: codpieces

[4:57:43 PM] Sheffield's dick: and my eyes went straight to Gale's bulge

[bardicperformance]

just how firmly would you grope Serph's butt?

Oh god...let me think on that...

I think I would grope it just hard enough that he'd question if I'm trying to hurt him in some way. Then I'd probably just tackle him out of love...yeah.

[bardicperformance]

≖‿≖