okay, lets throw out Stripper!Misha Collinstone fic ideas.
Tom's birthday and the Avengers crew gets him a stripper
Turns out the stripper is a male and is Misha. All the guys are like "oMG LOL U SHUD SEE UR FACE TOM"
Misha's all "am i dancing or wat?"
Tom being his humble self is all "well it's kinda cruel to drag you here for a joke and then throw you out" So Misha dances.
Misha leaves and Tom can't stop thinking about him.
THEN THE PURSUING BEGINS.














