#colonel decker

[introvertpanda]

[incorrectateam]

Face: It’s dead quiet.

B.A.: Uh, did you really just say that?

Face: What?

B.A.: You said the “q” word. That’s like saying “Macbeth” in the theatre.

Face: You think just because someone says it’s quiet, it’ll mean -

Colonel Decker: We have you surrounded, but down your weapons and

B.A.: Can you spell coincidence?

[avictimofthejazz]

Hannibal: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Face: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from Colonel Decker.

Hannibal, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

[robinchan-hananomi]

A-Team Military Uniforms

One of these things are not like the others! So through the series of the A-Team we see our boys (sorry Murdock, I know you don’t like anyone referring to them as such) wear their former uniforms in a VERY limited capacity. By that I mean Murdock only wears his uniform once, in A Nice Place to Visit while the others wear it in both that episode and during their Court Martial in Trial by Fire. Now I’m not claiming to be an expert in military uniforms, especially those from Vietnam era. Seriously, the only experience I have with military uniforms from that time is looking at my grandfather’s uniform. However I do want to look at the four members uniforms and go over various parts of them. After all a military dress uniform is almost like wearing your resume on your chest. I thought I would take a stab at looking at some of our favorite characters through the series in their spiffy uniforms.

COL Rodrick Decker

COL/LTC John ‘Hannibal’ Smith

MAJ Ray Brenner

CPT H.M. ‘Howling Mad’ Murdock

1LT Templeton ‘Face’ Peck

SFC Basco Anthony ‘B.A.’ Baracus

Each of these go into detail with the uniforms. However I would like to point out that while Hannibal, Face, and B.A. are all Special Forces, it is VERY VERY obvious that Murdock is NOT

[iloveitxwhenaplanxcomestogether]

the A-team Incorrect Quotes

Col. John Hannibal Smith: Do you know what the question I get asked the most is?

Col. Roderick Decker: "Will you please leave the premises?"

[obscuremediaimagines]

The A-Team characters when you ask to be tied up.

TW: non-explicit sex, NSFW

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Face

Oh boy, Face wouldn't know what to say. He'd play it cool as usual but secretly he's flustered. He's done something like it before but he can't imagine doing it with you. Nonetheless he goes out and "buys" a bunch of rope.

BA

BA can't quite wrap his mind around the concept of tying a partner up. Tying up is something you do to hostages, not lovers. Plus with his strong build he's afraid he'll hurt you. It takes a while and eventually he warms to the idea.

Murdock

Murdock will try anything once. He loves new positions and kinks, especially when it comes to you. He starts telling you about his time in the boy scouts and the next thing you know, you're tied in the neatest knots you've ever seen. He gives you a small smirk and pulls you closer.

Hannibal

Much like Murdock, Hannibal is very adventurous in bed and would light up at the idea. He also might be persuaded to wear his Colonel uniform. After he ties you, he looks you over and says something along the lines of "I love it when a plan comes together"

Decker

Decker is a very old-fashioned, vanilla man. His kinks are very narrow and when you ask to be tied, he's in a state of perpetual shock. It doesn't come up again until that night when he gets home. He writes you a note "upstairs, clothes off- Col. Decker". You see him holding some thick sturdy rope in his hands, smirking as he tells you in that gravelly voice "C'mere."

Stockwell

You'd be afraid to ask him at first. He's so straight-laced and dour that you didn't think he could possibly contemplate kinks. One day you present him with a shibari magazine and look at him. He asks if that's what you want with a serious look. You nod and he instructs you to put your hands behind your back.

[theladynegan]

[real-dirk-benedict-not-fake]

Decker Takes a Growth Potion and Hunts the A-Team: A Fanfiction By Me (With Real Photos Taken by a Brave Soul on the Battlefield)

Warning: angst/hurt-comfort/main character temporary death/plot-twist ending

The A-Team was having a fun, exciting picnic in a field one day. All of the sudden Colonel Decker, who had drank a growth serum, appeared and growled, “You’re going down, Smith!”

Colonel Decker ate B.A., Face, and Murdock in one bite, his blue-gray orbs glinting in the sun as he eyed his prey. He missed Hannibal with a second attempt at swallowing the crafty vigilante, and the white-haired man began to run.

Hannibal only made it a few yards before he remembered that Doctor Maggie, his true love for a couple episodes, had given him a growth potion just that morning before he left for work on the A-Team. He pulled it from his pocket and used his powerful esophagus to swallow the liquid. Now, he was as tall as Decker, and there was only one way to settle this battle. Whoever caved and kissed the other first lost. They stared into each other’s blazing, round eyes and fought the urge to press their lips together in a kiss that would win one or the other’s battle.

Decker was seconds away from caving when Amy appeared, brandishing a glinting weapon. She had mixed her own growth potion in Face’s chemistry kit, that Hannibal had given him for an Easter present, that morning in anticipation of the day’s events.

Amy threw her gun to Hannibal, who pinned Decker to the ground saying, “Not today, Decker.” Hannibal’s attractive blue eyes met with Decker’s and they stared. Both knew Hannibal would never pull the trigger. Not while B.A., Face, and Murdock were swallowed whole in Decker’s digestive system. It was a stale mate unless the kiss was administered.

But the tables were suddenly turned on Decker! Of course Hannibal had a plan! The three regular sized, swallowed men scrambled out of Decker’s nose, having fought their way through his insides. Hannibal was free to kill the colonel that haunted their days.

But, alas, killing for revenge just wasn’t Hannibal’s style. He pulled a second potion from his pocket: a normalizer. He forced it down Decker’s throat as B.A., Face, and Murdock took gulps of Hannibal’s leftover growth serum. Murdock slid Decker onto his hand as a fun and silly puppet. Decker yelled, “You may have won the battle, Smith, but you’ll never win this war!” Hannibal merely chuckled and shook his head as he lit a cigar, “I love it when a plan comes together!”

Finally, the team was safe and happy at last. It was a beautiful day indeed.

The End