Incorrect A-Team

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Face: Where do daytime animals go at night anyway? I’ve never seen one.

Face: The fear I would feel if I was outside after dark and a duck walked past me is indescribable.

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Face: Reminder that I am very sweet and endearing so be nice to me.

Murdock: Or what.

Face: Or I’ll punch your lights out.

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Murdock: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow. Tulips come in all sorts of colors. So do roses. Daffodils are also yellow.

B.A: Was that supposed to be a poem?

Murdock: No, I just like flowers.

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Hannibal: You got charged with…breaking into a pet store?

Murdock: I thought the puppies might be lonely.

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Murdock: Sitting on and touching warm rocks… Now that’s the good stuff…

Amy: Are you… A reptile ?

Murdock: What are you a cop? Mind your business

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Amy: Is any of this legal?

Hannibal: I’m sure it’s legal somewhere.

Amy: …And here?

Hannibal: Not even remotely.

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Murdock: It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career.

Murdock: You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want to, and the universe lets you!

Murdock: Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?”

Face: …I’d ask what you did today, but I think I can guess.

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Face: This can't be good.

Hannibal: Why does everyone say that when I walk in unexpected?

Face: So you have good news?

Hannibal: No.

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Face: No. To all of that.

Murdock: "No"? You can’t say “No” to everything!

Face: I absolutely can. Just did.

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I am one hundred percent sure that I’m zero percent sure of what to do.

Face

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Colonel Decker (having captured the A-Team): I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Face: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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Face: Murdock, do you have any plans for the future?

Murdock: I’ll probably grab the biggest slice and hope you don’t notice.

Face: The future BEYOND when our pizza arrives.

Murdock: Ooooh. Deep!

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, just remember that I handle me at my worst and that makes me stronger than you.

Face

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Computer: *makes error sound*

Murdock: *imitates error sound sarcastically*

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B.A.: Have you not listened to anything I’ve said?

Face: I certainly haven’t, but I didn’t think you’d notice.

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I can’t decide if I need 50 cups of coffee or a month’s worth of sleep.

Face

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Amy, walking into the kitchen: Wh-? YOU TWO???

Murdock: Hey, Amy! Want some coffee?

Amy: What are you doing here? It’s 6 in the morning!

Face: Well, since you invited us over for dinner, we wanted to stop by early and help make it.

Amy: Was the door unlocked?

Face: Not at first.