#colonelsanderson

[saponem]

colonelsanderson replied to your post: “do you shave your happy trail into a mohawk too”:

well how does your happy trail look like

Hairy. why do you want to know

[saponem]

do you shave your happy trail into a mohawk too

How does that even work

[ghostrileys]

colonelsanderson replied to your post:im very curious so i gotta ask you: how does it feel to be a fuckboy

how come you haven’t gone through the Initiation and become a FuckMan

fuckmen are very rare and only happen every 1,000,000 years

[ghostrileys]

im very curious so i gotta ask you: how does it feel to be a fuckboy

it's amazing

[saponem]

colonelsanderson replied to your post:not that i don't respect your orders but what can i do to gain back my explosives privileges do i gotta clean the latrines do i gotta suck your dick

[whispers] i give good head

I'm telling Ghost on you.

[saponem]

mr george washington has something to say to you [slides a quarter your way] [whispers] this isn't a bribe

Wow. Money from a country I don't even live in. Money I can't even use. All the things I could do with this.

[saponem]

not that i don't respect your orders but what can i do to gain back my explosives privileges do i gotta clean the latrines do i gotta suck your dick

Roach. You're not five years old but you're definitely acting like it. And we both know you don't want to be... grounded.

[ghostrileys]

colonelsanderson replied to your post:skullfucker i'd like your strongest bombs

why don’t you trust me with your bombs, skullfucker??? i need them if i’m to be successful in battle

i can't give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the dumbest