#colonelsatan

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colonelsatan replied to your post “i am so angry right now”

what is it mom

WE HAVE A NEW KITTEN BUT I AM NOT AT HOME 

I AM ANGRY

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colonelsatan replied to your post “i spend more time looking for fic than i do reading it”

i spend more time dicking around talking about how im going to write fic than i do writing it

i spend a lot of time wishing i would start writing fic again but i probably never will 

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colonelsatan replied to your post: hi mom

i am sufficiently recovered from littlekingjulienthings

THANK GOODNESS 

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colonelsatan replied to your post: colonelsatan replied to your post: crystal water...

thanks mom

of course little dove

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colonelsatan replied to your post: crystal water u doin

alis im in actual literal pain rn. real chest pains.the ambulance will comea nd take me away while ‘i like to move it move it’ keeps playing in the background

I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THIS HORROR 

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colonelsatan replied to your post “voxantiqua replied to your post “aslisis can u and renee adopt...”

and can we have a dog named satan

she's asking for a dog already!!!!!!!

and of course we can

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where would u take renee on ur honeymoon

new jersey

we'd stay at the holiday inn express 

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colonelsatan replied to your photo “ungh marshall can subpoena me whenver he wants" Like a...”

ALISIA I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD