B, P, Z
B: Bad haircut storyI don't have a bad hair cut story but in senior year of high school I had to have black hair for two shows: one as a Russian dance instructor in You Can't Take it With You and as Bernardo in West Side Story. I do not look good with long black dyed hair (with red roots).
P: Pet storyMy mother owns two dogs. One cannot stop licking things, no matter what. She looks like Falcor from Neverending Story. The other is a nervous little Dachshund who has this obsession of putting her whole head on your face when you are sitting down and then remaining absolutely still, and she will do this indefinitely. Both are too fucking cute, but can be such a pain in the ass.
Z: Zero fucks were given storyOne time, when working retail, I had to assist a store that was failing miserably due to high turn over and no new hires. So while there I got a lot of heat from people who didn't have any power or authority over me, telling me how to do things. It was such a ridiculous system that clearly failed and cause massive oversight and spoilage. I actively defied the policy to the point this one co-worker decided to report me to the higher regional office. When I got the call, I invited the people to come in, see the ridiculous policy in place, and to transfer me back to my home store. When it came down to it, they all freaked out they were being inspected and I just peaced. didn't give a fuck if they lost people or what, but I wasn't about to get taken down by some self righteous pricks.
