#grilleddickcheese

[fireyourowncannons]

if i met you in real life we would go eat food, drink good whisky, and talk about our favorite literary theories like nerds

hell to the yes I mean I could seriously talk about hp literary values for days. Nerding out is the best.

[yourejustanotherversionofme]

Hey Timmy, Morgan said you could help me from being a giant piss baby. Is that true?

Dear Coloradankhal,

Many people have trouble with being a giant piss baby, so don't feel that you're alone in this. I can offer you a few tips, but you should probably enroll in a program like Piss Babies Anonymous or something offered at your local community center. Since your problem has resulted in an intervention by a friend, you need to make sure that you let your friend know that you are making progress. Also, considering you're a giant piss baby, as opposed to P. infantana minor, you should probably invest in a specialized program. It costs more, but you really get what you pay for.

Thanks for writing and good luck!

[fireyourowncannons]

a b c d e f g h i j k LMNO pppppppppp q r sssss t u vvvvvvvvvv w xxxx y and zzzzzzz now i've asked you all the questions, tell me all the fuckin answers (drink with me it'll be fun)

you monster.A - Available?Yes

B - Birthday?July 27th

C - Crushing on?No one in real life but I have a constant background crush on Emma Watson, Haley Williams, and Gemma Arterton.D - Drink you last had?Some fruity blue tropical drink at Hard Rock Cafe with a punny name.E - Easiest person to talk to?My best friend Chris.F - Favourite song?UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH I CAN'T PICK JUST ONE but okay I'll go with Over My Head by the Fray.

G - Grade i hated?6th. I moved to a new school and was picked on a lot.

H - Hometown?Denver. 

I - Icecream flavour?I mean I don't really like Ice Cream but I do like Moose Tracks and there is a local CO brand of ice cream called Two Spoons and they make this Banana Brownie mix that I think science will prove is pure heaven.

J - Jellybean flavour?Buttered Popcorn

K - Killed someone?My voice mail was once  "You've reached Alex's Mortuary, where you stab 'em, we bag 'em and tag 'em. We are unavailable due to a high volume of clients, but will get back to you as soon as possible."That is all I will say on that matter.

L- Longest friendship?My close friend Nate and I have been friends since 6th grade.

M - Milkshake flavour?PEACH.

N - Number of siblings?Only one. We defeated the other seven in a rousing gladiator match.

O - One wish?There are no airplanes in the night sky at the moment, so I can't make one. Were I able, perhaps enough money to pay off my debts, pay the rest of my mom's house mortgage so she doesn't have to worry about that when she retires, and maybe some more to buy me a new car and help some peeps in need.

P - Person who called me last?My grandmother.

Q - Question your always asked?Where did you get your red hair? It's often older ladies who ask and I don't want to be rude so I just say my father's mother. But snarky answers include: "I lost a bet as a zygote." "Genetic Roulette" "I won it" "Gregor Mendel" "What red hair? This is bright burnt auburn" and "it turned that color the day I feasted on my first orphan soul, to be honest."Another similar question is "how many people in your family have red hair?"To which my only reply is "I'm the only one left alive."

R - Reason to smile?Continuity errors, good dreams, legos, nights with friends, storytelling, moving on, bubble wrap, warm fresh sheets, hand holding, and a finely tuned book shelf.S - Song i last sung?I sing all the songs I listen to. I often sing loudly in cars to songs, and then look at the car next to me, see their look of judgement and then just continue. But last song was Coming to Terms by Carolina Liar

T - Time you woke up?8:04 AM

U - Umbrella colour?Black, like the void where my soul is.

V - Very best friend?Chris, AKA Topher, AKA Spicy Duck

W - Which celebrity i’d marry?EMMA WATSON.  

X - X rays i had?Left Arm--appx. 2 years old, fell out of my sister's crib after trying to get her to shut her yowling maw. Fractured wrist. Needed X-ray. Cast for 5 weeks.Right Arm--appx. 7 years old. Tae Kwon Do camp, but not from a sick chop to a stack of bricks, my foot got stuck in the bleachers and I tumbled. Fractured wrist. Needed X-ray. Cast for 9 weeksRight Clavicle--appx 11 years old. Football with friends. Fellow was teaching me a tackle where in he turned me upside down and dropped me. Fractured clavicle. Needed X-Ray. Brace for a month.Left Arm-- Appx. 12 years old. Field day, first event called hobble wobble. A circular piece of rubber fixed in a figure eight is put around the ankles, one foot in each loop. child must then run like a penguin to the finish line. In first place, I celebrated too early, dove, landed on my arm. Full break of both radius and ulna. Most pain I've ever been in, yet some lady kept telling me to stop screaming, it didn't hurt. Then she saw my arm bend where there was no joint. Needed two sets of x-rays. Needed to be reset. Cast for two months.Right Arm, Appx. 17 years old. Snowboarding, landed on wrist, hairline fracture. X-ray needed. Cast for a month.

Y - Your last time you cried?Honestly--I teared up a bit saying goodbye to the people I used to work at when I was working at Whole Foods. I don't miss the job, but I hella miss the people.

Z - Zodiac sign?Leo. But I don't really take stock in it.

[jethrocane]

i was sort of tagged by cosimahellaniehaus because she tagged everyone and i just wanted to do it ok i'm a sucker for these you all know it by now  JUST A SECOND AGO I WAS ACTUALLY TAGGED BY baleelee SO YEAH NOW IT IS LIKE ACTUALLY A THING THANK U HON

rules: just insert your answers to the questions below. tag at least 10 followers.

name: katharine

nickname: kat, kittie, kay by like 2 people

birthday: november 19 hEY JENNY THAT'S THE DAY AFTER YOU almost birthday buds

gender: female

sexuality: bisexual

height: 5'4"

time zone: EST

what time and date it is there:  Wed 27 Aug 2014 10:39pm

average hours of sleep i get each night: ideally 8 or 9 realistically 5 or 6

otps: merlin/arthur, john/sherlock and then a heck ton of friendships like felix/alison i live for felix/alison

the last thing i googled was: "sexual dimorphism" it was for bio ok

first word that comes to mind: so many words just came to my mind i don't know which was first uhh "air conditioner"? maybe

what i last said to a family member: "yeah mum i know"

one place that makes me happy and why: cape cod because i can relax and step away from other things

how many blankets i sleep under: 1 puffy comforter

favorite beverage: iced chai (no ice. cold chai)

the last movie i watched in the cinema: uhh maybe winter soldier i honestly haven't been to the movies enough this summer. tfios maybe? whichever came out later

three things i can’t live without: computer, phone, tatiana maslany

something i plan on learning: idk lots of science probably and also hopefully german and italian and i want to fly a plane too i know jenny said that on hers but i got an opportunity to copilot a cessna this summer and i'm like really wanting to go to flight school now but ??? expenses 

a piece of advice for all my followers: if there are people in your life who are toxic you have the right to remove yourselves from them and it took me like eight months to figure that out but it was worth it

you have to listen to this song: someone else on tumblr recommended "sexotheque" by la roux who sings "bulletproof" and it's so catchy oh my god. also "daydream" by tori kelly because i finally bought her album after seeing her in concert like ten billion years ago

my blog(s): this one and then my other one for pretty pictures is metalpulse but it's sort of... in development ahah

i tag everyone who wants to do it but especially getsby and junggler and puncromancer and grilleddickcheese and sexioto

[puncromancer]

fun fact: my dad wanted to name me morgana but my mom didn't like it so they switched it to morgan and that's how i was named after king arthur's super-rude, maybe-evil half-sister.

I can't believe your mom didn't want to name you after morgana, I mean considering how you turned out it would have been perfect.

[jethrocane]

grilleddickcheese replied to your post: grilleddickcheese replied to your post...

your plan is a lot less devious. you’re a good kid, kat

thank u i pride myself on it

[jethrocane]

grilleddickcheese replied to your post: if jake shaves his head i will go to h...

i’ll drug him

i was thinking more along the lines of feed him up with a lot of food and make him pass out because of how full he is and then he'll hibernate and then we can do whateeeeever we like to his hair

[jethrocane]

if jake shaves his head i will go to his house and i will glue the hair back on strand by strand with a two part heat resistant chemical bonding epoxy that will nOT come off and i will yell at him while i do it