#colorthedark

[greywaren]

clockworkreveur replied to your post “watersaugustus replied to your post “no seriously if i posted two of...”

I like the second one better. But that probably has something to do with how I like depressing things.

colorthedark replied to your post “watersaugustus replied to your post “no seriously if i posted two of...”

former village under the lake...i see wat u did ther LOL. ..akewlfj they're both good but i choose the second. also the shut-in whose social interaction is the pizza delivery person...i see wat u did ther LOL hashtag pizzagirl

i did that

that is a thing i did

[greywaren]

Sister's friend: Is that your sister?

Sister: Yes...

Friend: Does she have a boyfriend?

Sister: No.

Friend: She doesn't?

Sister: No. She doesn't really like people.

[greywaren]

Guy who has a girlfriend: *asks my sister to go to a 21-and-over night with him*

My sister: DON'T LOOK AT ME YOU GOT A GIRL AT HOME AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT

[greywaren]

i think you should tell your followers where to find the prettiest blog in all the land

[greywaren]

1. Skittles 2. McGee 3. Friggin' 4. President Snow 5. White like Anderson's 6. You can't drive 7. St. Mary's School for the Blind 8. Rainbows 9. Only 2 packs a day 10. Almost as much as your cat 11. She's beautiful 12. One and three quarters 13. You worship her 14. Watch the 700 Club 15. Too many 16. The Devil Went Down to Georgia 17. Shygoing 18. Is it a Thursday? 19. Salmon 20. Bunnies 21. Eating mozzarella sticks 22. They don't like you 23. Salmon 24. "We were in love!" - P. Sawyer 25. Beans

I'll give you 1000 points for Skittles Friggin' McGee, 50 points for the Anderson reference, 10 points for saying I'm afraid of rainbows (seems legit), 15 points for saying I drink almost as much as my cat, 3 points for The Devil Went Down to Georgia because I do like that song, 2 points for saying I rebel on Thursdays, negative 100 points for saying I hate bunnies, 3 points for the P. Sawyer quote even though I'm not sure what that's about? So that leaves you with 983 points, which seems accurate.