#colossal dickhead

[pointless-letters]

“Dear Deidre, I’m an absolutely monumental prick. Can you help?”

[bimartin]

You both start eating, but you can't help but be on edge the entire time because Martin keeps glancing at you and you're trying your hardest to not look back. I mean, you don't want to bother him. Well, that's not true, is it? But you respect his privacy. Still, it's getting more difficult to do so as hyper-aware as you are. And then, from the corner of your eye, you see him dip his finger into his tiny container of hummus and pop it into his mouth. Ah, fuck.

i’m completely in character this is excellent