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Funny how “love thy neighbour” never seems to make it into these letters.

#Daily Mail #The Bible #Thessalonians #The poor #Benefits #The UK #Don’t work #Don’t eat #Britain in 2026 #Compassion #Humanity #Kindness

BREAKING: Man writes to three newspapers to explain that the real victims here are wealthy men with privilege and power.

#Daily Express #Daily Mail #Mail on Sunday #Three letters #Three #Felt that strongly about it #Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor #Jeffrey Epstein #Rich man #Casual #Consensual #Relationships #Nothing to see here people #LEAVE THE RICH MAN ALONE #Hell of a hill to die on there Rod #I’ve been doing this a long time #But fuck me if the British public sometimes don’t manage to find new ways to depress me

“…sir, this is a Nandos.”

#Daily Express #Ed Miliband #Keir Starmer #Labour #Communists #Freedom #GONE #Just like that #Socialism #The Greens #GET TO THE PANIC ROOM MABEL #Quangos #Left wing #Purges #That’s what we need #Good old fashioned purges #Diversity #Common sense #Frothing at the mouth

BREAKING: Historical nuance and compassion both declared optional.

#Daily Express #History #Invasion #Nuance #Compassion #Who needs any of that #Nahhhh #Saw some of them brown people #GET TO THE PANIC ROOM

Starting off 2026 with peak “how’s yer da handling the divorce?” energy from the letters page of the Daily Mail

#Daily Mail #Yer da #Divorce #SHE’S TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US #Woke #Angry about something #Just call it woke #Doesn’t matter what it is #WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE #Divorced dad energy #Happy New Year

I bet Christmas Day just flew by…

#Daily Mail #Christmas #Banter #Prayer #WELL ACKSHUALLY #Band Aid #Christians #Snow in Africa

…who wants to tell him?

#Daily Mail #Christmas #Survivorship bias #How did we survive?#Well #Many didn’t #What with the DYING IN FIRES #Christmas tree

Getting skin cancer to own the libs

#Daily Mail #Skin cancer #SUCK IT LIBS #I’m 74 you know #Pen pushers #Health advice #NO THANK YOU #Owning the libs #By dying of skin cancer

Yeah David, nowadays comedians aren’t shite

#Daily Express #Comedy #These days #You can’t say anything #Jimmy Tarbuck #Google him #The sixties #Shite comedy #Racist comedy #Shite racist comedy #Hilarious #To a certain value of hilarious #You see it’s funny because they’re TRIBESMEN #Not on television now #How times change #SHIIIIITE

FINALLY, someone stands up for that most discriminated against, marginalised group: white, heterosexual, able-bodied men in the entertainment industry. Truly they are the invisible underclass.

#Daily Mail #White #Heterosexual #Able-bodied #Men #THE REAL VICTIMS #Will they ever work again?#Actors #Ask yourself #When was the last time you saw a white heterosexual man on the telly?#They’re like HENS BLOODY TEETH #John from Olney #Standing up for the white straight men #The true victims

Fortunately for Leanne, someone was able to get word to the armed team forcing her at gunpoint to watch stuff with Emma Thompson in it and order them to stand down.

#Daily Mail #Emma Thompson #TV #Movies #Acting #Down Cemetery Road #Apple TV #Don’t like an actor #Fair enough #Don’t watch things with them in #Seems straightforward #YOU WOULD THINK SO #BUT NOOOOO

“The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous.”

#Daily Mail #Immigrants #Daily Mail readers try standup #Genie #British citizen #Money #Cars #Big house #Dover #Three wishes #The right #Comedy

….but remember, it’s the young people who are the snowflakes

#Daily Mail #Remembrance #I AM FEWMIN #Young people #And their lack of stoicism #Not like me #Unflappable #That’s me #What a contrast #Flapping jazz hands #Risk assessments #IS THIS WHAT WE FOUGHT FOR

They should put these people in the Olympic team because fuck me, the gymnastic abilities they’re showing off in their efforts to make this someone else’s fault are absolutely gold medal worthy.

#The Guardian #Charlie Kirk #Mental gymnastics #Has to be the fault of the wokes somehow #THINK PEOPLE #MAKE IT THEIR FAULT SOMEHOW

“Eight grams short! Eight grams! Sidney! SIDNEY! Get the spreadsheet updated!”

#Daily Mail #Beans #Baked beans #Breakfast #I weigh out my beans #Not a euphemism #Average #Oh we’ve tracked the figures #It’s a rich full life isn’t it?

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One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

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As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

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Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

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56th anniversary of the finest moment in human history…..and some folks landing on the moon.

#Moon landing #Dinah #UGH #Nicholas #UP YOURS NICHOLAS #Ian #Yellow cords #And blouse #Best letter EVER

YOUNG PEOPLE: *exist*

TONY: “Grrrraaaaaaarrrgh!”

#Daily Mail #Young people #Walking around #In the day #THE DAY #Like that’s ALLOWED #Some of them #Brace yourselves #Some of them are even PUSHING PRAMS #PRAMS #BLOODY PRAMS #Which contain EVEN YOUNGER PEOPLE #It’s like a RUSSIAN BLOODY DOLL #GRRRAAAAAARGH #FETCH MY PEN

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