dear second city,
please accept me into your volunteer program so I can stop paying so much for your classes. comedy is expensive and I am poor and you maDE ME DRINK THE KOOL-AID AND NOW ALL I WANNA DO IS WRITE BUTT JOKES AND GO TO CLASSES WHERE I GET TO SLOW-MO FIGHT AND MAKE PUNS
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
IS IT
love,
krista
















