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Adore Delano - I Look Fuckin Cool [feat. Alaska Thunderfuck] (Official)

One of my favorite Drag Performers and, well, I guess two of them actually... performing "I Look Fuckin Cool" Adore Delano (feat. Alaska Thunderfuck)& guest appearance by Nina Flowers © 2014 Producer Entertainment Group So do you think they were successful in their revolutionary efforts?

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If Real Life Was Like Anime

Curated by Robert Hughey (Google+)

SEEING SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE

GETTING DRUNK

FIXING YOUR HAIR

FINDING YOUR CAR

CHANGING CLOTHES

WATCHING ANIME

original in collegehumor

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Werewolf Surprise

"What?!  Oh, that guy. Yeah, that's Max. Gets a little scruffy about once a month. Do yourself a favor and try to avoid him when, uh, Aunt Flo visits."

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Pulled My Libido Out of the Hat. It was with the Rabbit. If I'm lucky, they'll Skin Both.

by Robert Hughey "Oh Great GOD's Merciful Aunt Myrtle Up in Heaven, at least if she's dead as I don't quite remember, but anyway hey GOD, please HELP me - by killing me right this second! Just go ahead and strike me down, knock me out... just go ahead and  take me out if you love me! Just hurry and do it before they read any further of my shame!" ...

Maybe it's the big sweeping Round Golden Bosoms of the Logo?

You Lovin' It?

I just had a conversation with Mathusalah's old great aunt. Well, or rather I was chatting with the oldest lady in my community. We were discussing lunch, and I was reading some really... inspired... text messages from a very hot, good (and oh so very talented) friend of mine. (ahem) So without paying full attention to the woman who helped design the Great Pyramids, I was trying to see if my neighbor would be open to me getting her some fast food or some groceries, as a few of us on our floor keep an eye on her as needed. I mean, she's like 16 million years old. So I meant to ask her if she was HUNGRY. Specifically, as she was arriving home after attending a church service, so I was going to go get us some Fast Food, if she was game.

But I didn't ask her if she was HUNGRY.

Instead, I said, "What time do you usually get horny on Sundays?" 

I said this to a woman so old that if you flush the toilet in front of her, she's say, "oh you kids and your new-fangled inventions." You could hand her a rock and she's smile and say, "isn't technology grand?" But it doesn't matter what technology is - because I asked a woman four times my age what time her motor starts running on the weekends. Yes. I really did.  And I was just reading my sexy texts... um, I mean, my friendly messages from that...talented... friend.  So how do I know I misspoke, you might want to know? Well, simple really: when I looked up and restated my original question to my neighbor, who was just staring at me with the weirdest "cat ate the canary smile." So I looked up and said, "Hey, I'm usually ready for a burger or something after church time, but who am I kidding? I'm horny ALL the time for McDonalds Fries. I could eat there far...more... than I...." And the warm feeling of dread passed from the top of my head down to my face.

"What the hell did I just say?!"

Then this 70 year-old spitfire who lives across the hall from me told me that I had just confessed to being far more sexually interested in McDonald's Fast Food and Fries than is probably healthy for the average American male. She then made matters worse by loudly stating that "Maybe it's the shape of the individual fry that affects your libido." Attention Doesn't Mean Attraction And as sort of scooted back here to my condo, and she giggled her way back to hers, she said, "oh, to answer your original question: I like it Before or After church is fine for me too. It's just more of a chore to refix my hair if it's before the church service. Now that I think about it, you know what my absolute favorite is?" "What?" "Both before AND after. Oh, definitely both if there's time." (oh wow. I might as well just join a monastery now. I am so grossed out) Ew. EWwwwwww. EWWWWWW

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Comedy Video - Cat Video?

Cat Responds to Catnip...poorly.

Do you need a good laugh today? I want to Make You Laugh, and I think this Comedy Video will do a good job... ...as long as you think kittens are cute. Shouldn't this cat's name be "Cringer?" I make the same face when encountering something stank nasty shoved in my face. Oh, speaking of Pussy, let's watch the video...

Comedy YouTube Video of Cat

Comedic Cat on Video? I make that same face whenever I have to come anywhere near a funny kitty's cat litter box. YUCK. So what is it that will bring about that face on you?

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Found a Funny Video on WordPress Theme Template: "HAZED"(Vimeo)

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I came across this Vimeo video this morning while looking at WordPress templates on Theme Forest.  The WP template was a portfolio page called Nostalgia, ( the same company made Theme Forest's free template for April 2013), and in the cool little video section of the Demo of this WordPress Theme, there was this animated short with a sad-looking Factory. I mean, literally sad. The Factory itself has a face, and the face was frowning. When you think about it, cartoons are so... trippy. The ending gives you one of emotions that don't necessarily go together but do in an odd way.  I called this one: Horror-Pity-Amusement. You know, the kind of emotion that makes one feel, "OHNO!!!---awwww---HAHAHAHA!" You'll understand after you see this short video. Enjoy!

HAZED on Nostalgia WordPress Theme

I guess this video is comedy but also has a deeper meaning. Or Does it? Tell me what you thought about "Hazed" in the comments below. or check out the themes at ThemeForest.net if you need a modern template for HTML5, Joomla, Blogger, WordPress, Drupal, Any eCommerce, Blog plus any other website builder.

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Martian Comedy Writer

First World Problems on Mars

This young "upcoming actress/model" only has $7,000 to her name and want to know if it's enough to move to a town that is in driving distance from her current location one State over. I've moved around my whole life, and moving can be expensive, but doesn't this question just reek of #FirstWorldProblems ? (More after the Jump)

#FirstWorldProblems

I mean, I live in Atlanta GA - a city that has one of the worst problems with housing. There are homeless people that would weep to have 10% of that to get on their feet. 5% even.

(You're invited to Visit)

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Paranormal Lenses 

Beauty AND Brains... and probably Balls too.

...maybe I'm just jealous because she's an actress AND a model. So apparently she's pretty AND she can talk without a terrible lisp or betraying her repaired cleft pallet that her mom had to bang that really fat, sweaty med student to get fixed. You can hardly tell though, except her "r" consonant is kind of funny sounding. Take this question she asks on Yahoo, is she said it out loud it would be

I'm Sowwy.

 "Is seven gwwand enough money fowwah move fwwom Goose Gwweek?"   It's really quite sad. But I'm glad that she's overcome that situation. Strength in the Face of Adversity... She's a real Hewwo. ...

(sigh)

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I always wanted to be an actress... ...that and I'm feel that "she" is likely a "he" young Internet Marketer trying to get some traffic to whatever else was linked too. Those are the best and the worst instincts. When your opponent is purely on instinct, which more often that we'll care to admit - is usually strikingly "on point" when focused.

So you see that paragraph right above this. Yes I mean the one you finished reading five seconds ago! What's up with the backtalk?!  Whew. Okay, see those last two paragraphs? ... Those are a direct result of what happens when you sit at a desk typing for 36 hours, only stopping for necessities.  So those two strange paragraphs were written while I was asleep.   Yes, I was sleep blogging! And that's not even the first time.  So I'm going to sumbit this, but it'll pick up in the middle of my rant. Wow... do you ever find yourself working in your sleep? Is that normal? lol  What a silly question.  Of course that isn't normal. 

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And I'm aloud to make fun of people with speech impediments. I had enough speech therapy for a stammer that watching the King's Speech was an epic nightmare of a Flashback.  Worst t-t-t-t-t-wo hours of my life. But still, if anyone was offended by this blog post, be sure to let me know in the comments below. I will gladly respond with ample reasons  why it's perfectly acceptable to  make fun of anyone,  especially if what you're doing is actually making fun of yourself. 

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