#comedy bronze

[utherumbra]

*Ben Sharpedo voice* “I put the p-word in the Cofagrigus. P-word is Glameow’s evolution.”

[hypexion]

You, a fool: Tyrek Lannister was abducted during the riot in King's Landing

Me, an intellectual: Tyrek Lannister's Planeswalker spark ignited during the riot in King's Landing

[bluehawkdustorm]

The nuances of language

Science: When you cut up cadavers and write about them Séance: When you try to talk to the cadavers

[utherumbra]

Us: Yo good on ya Mark and Ethan for have your livestream crew work in shifts so they don’t have to endure the full 12 hour stream.

Mark: We’re masochist, not sadists… I MEAN-

[utherumbra]

The Edge Of Thirst

Starring: Mark Fischbach as Stan the water man

[utherumbra]

I go to the pokemart

I buy ten pokeballs I eat the premier ball

[hypexion]

Leaked Sherlock Season 4 Episode 2 First Draft Ending

Eurus: But John, did you ever consider that Sherlock's secret brother...

Eurus: Could be Sherlock's secret brother's friend's cousin's roommate?

Watson: So does Sherlock have a secret brother or not?

Eurus: No.

Watson: So Mycroft has a secret friend, and you're his cousin's roommate?

Eurus: No. The *roommate* is a secret.

Watson: How do you even have a secret roommate?

Eurus: Double-blind letting contract. Very complex, but stranger things have happened.

Watson: Name one.

Eurus: Your wife turned out to be a ninja.

Watson: You know, I want to disagree, but I can't.

[drblorp]

You know what it's like, you take the time to make something nice for your friends to enjoy, but none of them give a shit. It reminds you that everything you'll ever make, no matter how carefully and lovingly crafted, is just thrown into the ever-rushing river of human creation. Quickly dragged under by the currents of trending, soon forgotten. As will we all become, in time.