#comedy poetry

[norecoverytime]

To be honest, I feel like if we just have all our arguments stoned, we're good lmao

// c.g.k, I just wiped my nose and I thought my red nail polish was blood but I'm fine it's snot

[heiserosandhesapollo]

"The brief and violent life of a pinata" (2022)

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Swish.

Smash.

Crash.

Crush.

"Hooray!"

[oftenby]

post-dinner conversations

“I like to

wash my dishes

with warm water

because

when you squeeze the sponge

it kind of feels like

a human heart”

“you’re fuckin weird”

[big-scrungus]

Vegan mac and cheese: A Poem

No bigger falsehood has ever been proclaimed.

Vegans exclaim “It tastes exactly the same!”

I look down on my plate with disgust and fright.

this abomination of woe and blight

I feel sick now, and as if i might die.

If i partake of this plate of lies. 

I long now for my box of blue, my old friend through and true

Fuck this nasty food i’m through. 

[ramyeongif]

I’ll answer, so merry, and throw in a "very" ‘Cuz I’m actually, really, totally, and absolutely, a dingleberry michael burg

[thevaudevilledemon]

I get the urge to write the weirdest things

[in-the-toilet3]

There's smells and textures

Inside this hole. Stalactites?

Made from. Cheese?! Cheese hole.

[silverslipstream]

november writing fest - day #6

Yeah, another limerick. Now I've actually caught up to the date!

I Fucking Hate The Fucking Da Vinci Code

Occasionally, words get me down  They leave me with naught but a frown  Typed up by a twit  They’re long, boring and shit  Yep, I’ve been reading Dan Brown.