#comedy rap

[haveyouheardthisband]

Have you heard Strong Bad?

Yes

No but I've heard of them

Haven't even heard of them

Voting ended onMay 31, 2024

[haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll]

Tracklist:

Elsweyr Palace • Filthy Rich • Mazed Band • Horny • Tsaesci • Balmora Blue

Have you listened to Saint by Jiub (2019)?

Yes, the entire album!

Partially, some but not all songs

No, but familiar with it

Haven't heard of it before

Voting ended onApr 2

Bandcamp ♪ YouTube

[sicktracks]

The Réseau Express Régional commonly abbreviated RER is a hybrid commuter rail and rapid transit system serving the city centre of Paris and its suburbs.

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Above: "C'est ton destin" by Les Inconnus.

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Les Inconnus ("The Unknowns") are a French trio of comedians consisting of Didier Bourdon, Bernard Campan and Pascal Légitimus.

While their first successes were on stage, they are most famous for their satirical sketch comedy television show La Télé des Inconnus, which premiered in 1990 and remained popular throughout the early 1990s. Following their television success, the group went on to produce music and movies, most of them written and directed by Bourdon and Campan. 

wikipedia.org

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Full French Lyrics from genius.com

Note by Sicktracks: it's translated with Google Translate but I intentionally used poor English and put mistakes here and there so as to be more faithful to the comical aspect of the original French lyrics which purposely contain mistakes.

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Eh les keufs eh les meufs dans le RER La banlieue c'est pas rose La banlieue c'est morose Alors prends-toi en main C'est ton destin, c'est ton destin Prends-prends, prends-toi en main, c'est ton destin

Hey cops, hey chicks on the RER The suburbs aren't all sunshine and roses The suburbs are bleak So take control of your life It's your destiny, it's your destiny Take-take, take control of your life, it's your destiny

Institution, immigration Moi, je dis non Ce sont des mots que tu refuses en bloc Oh, ça c'est sûr On ne se soumettra pas à ta vos lois Ouais, t'as bien pris note Alors prends, prends-toi en main C'est ton destin, ton destin Alors prends, prends, prends, prends-toi z'en main C'est ton destin

Institution, immigration Me, I say no Those are words you reject outright Oh, that's for sure We won't submit to ya youse laws Yeah, you've taken note So take, take control of your life It's your destiny, your destiny So take, take, take, take control of yourz life It's your destiny

Ecoute mon frère Te laisse pas faire Ecoute bien ce qu'il te dit Ouais, c'est le monde à l'envers Faut pas qu'tu désespères La vie, c'est la jungle Il faut se battre pour y arriver Tu peux le faire mon frère Alors retiens bien ce qu'y te dit C'est pour ton bien, c'est ton destin, alors prends, prends, prends, prends-toi en main, c'est ton destin !

Listen, brother Stand up for yourself Listen carefully to what he's telling you Yeah, it's a topsy-turvy world Don't despair Life is a jungle You have to fight to make it You can do it, brother So remember what he's telling you It's for your own good, it's your destiny, so take, take, take, take control, it's your destiny!

Hé Manu ! Tu descends ? Et pour quoi faire ? Bah euh, c'est ton destin !

Hey Manu! Are you coming down ? What for ? Well um, it's your destiny !

Eh les keufs eh les meufs dans le RER La banlieue c'est pas rose La banlieue c'est morose Alors prends-toi en main C'est ton destin ! C'est ton destin ! Pren-pren, pren-pren, prends toi en main

Hey cops, hey chicks on the RER The suburbs aren't all sunshine and roses The suburbs are bleak So take control of your life It's your destiny! It's your destiny! Take-take, take-take, take control of your life

Moi, j'ai rien zà te dire de plus Que te dire, que c'est ton destin T'as entendu, t'es sourd z'ou quoi ? Si tu as bien retiendu la leçon C'est ton destin! New-York, Los Angeles, Boston ou Sarcelles C'est le même destin !

I've nothingz more to sayz to you, except that it's your destiny! Did you hear that? Are you deafz or what? If you've well learned your lesson good, It's your destiny! New York, Los Angeles, Boston, or Sarcelles, It's the same destiny!

Aller mes frères et mes sœurs, tous ensemble ! C'est ton destin !

Come on, my brotherz and sisterz, all together ! It's your destiny !

Take control of yourz life?

Hell, yep, it’s my destiny!

God, nope, not my destiny!

Voting ended onMay 5

[balleralbumcovers]

EPIC ALBUM COVER #84

Starbomb - Starbomb Boom: Rise of Lyrics

Released: 2024 (self-released)

Nerdcore hip hop, comedy rap

Suggested by anon.

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: March 14, 2004

Lyrics:

[Eminem:]

I don't know, dude

I think everybody's all jealous and shit

'Cause I'm, like, the lead singer of the band, dude

And I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me, dude

And they need to take it up with me after the show, because

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic

Walk up to these hot chicks, and I'm all like:

"Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady

I'm the lead singer of D12, baby"

They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him

Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem

I swear to fucking God, dude, you fucking rock

Please, Marshall, please, let me suck your cock"

Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous

Especially when I drop the beat and do my a capellas

All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes

Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me

But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry

'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me

Dude, I just think they're tryna steal the light from me

Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be

This rock star shit is the life for me

And all the other guys just despise me, because these

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band

Baby, yeah

[Eminem (Swifty McVay):]

(Alright, alright, alright, give me the mic, man)

(Okay, dawg, give—come on)

Dude!

(Give me this mic!)

Ow, dude!

[Swifty McVay {Kon Artis}:]

You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you? (Uh-huh)

ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? (God dang)

Smash these vocals and do a performance

But we in the van (Uh-huh) and he in a tour bus (Ha)

You don't want my autograph, you's a liar

And no, I'm Swift, {"Oh, I thought you were Kuniva"} (Come on!)

And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?

'Cause our shit is looking smaller than a decimal

See, I know how to rap (Uh-huh,) it's simple, but

All I did was read a Russell Simmons book (Yeah)

So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map

Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back

[Kuniva (Kon Artis) {Eminem}:]

Look at Em's little punk ass, thinking he the shit

(Yeah, I know, man, by himself, taking all the flicks)

Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue?

{No, I had an interview, not you two}

You gon' be late for soundcheck! (Man, I ain't going to soundcheck)

And our mics are screwed up! (And his always sound best)

(You know what, man? I'ma say somethin')

(Ayo Em!) {You got somethin' to say?} (Man, nuttin')

I thought you was about to tell him off, man, wassup?

(Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up)

(And you ain't even back me up and we supposed to be crew)

Man, I was about to talk right after you, I swear

(Aww, man, whatever I swear, man!)

[Eminem:]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Proof (Eminem) {Kon Artis}:]

They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not

Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks

How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot?

I should cut his mic off when the music starts

(Ayo—) Ready to snap on a dumbass fan

Every time I hear, ("Hey, dude, I love your band!")

We ain't a band, bitch, we don't play instruments

So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent?

And these guys acting funny every area code

{Proof, carry my bag!} Bitch, carry your own

Can't make it to the stage, security in my way

(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?)

[Bizarre:]

God damn it, I'm sick of this group (Fuck D12)

Time for me to go solo and make some loot (Yeah)

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

'Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack (Take this)

"Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back

"Superman" video, uh, I was in the back (Hahaha)

For the media, I got some suggestions

Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions

Like, "Who is D12?" "How we get started?"

(But what about Eminem?) Bitch, are you retarded?

Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group

Big-ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (Hey sexy!)

50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff

Did two and a half and couldn't get up

Fuck D12, I'm outta this band

I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne

[Eminem (Bizarre):]

Girl, why can't you see you're the (only one for me?)

(And it just) tears my ass apart

To know that you don't know my name

[Bizarre:]

Man, fuck this

These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha)

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall)

'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (Yeah)

All because I'm the new singer—

[Eminem (Bizarre):]

My band, my band (Your band)

My band, my band (Our band, your band)

My band, my band (You man, you man)

My band, my band, my band (Roxanne Shanté, you lesbian)

(Yeah, hey y'all, the hardest boy band in the world, D12!)

Songwriter:

[Eminem:]

I'm the lead singer of my band

I get all the girls to take off their underpants

I'm the lead singer of my band

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

My salsa, woah, woah, woah

Look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa"

My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

And take off their underpants

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

And take off their underpants

My salsa

Where'd everybody go?

Marshall Mathers / Denaun Porter / Von Carlisle / Ondre Moore / Rufus Johnson / DeShaun Holton / Luis Resto / Steve King

SongFacts:

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it's here! the music video for "Bing Bong" by izuku (@izukuleeyoung; prod. Odio-hime) is out!!!

filmed in like an hour in <location undisclosed> and edited by me, with assistance in production from @kirlian-light

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