* So I found an egg while I was out and it’s very strange and keeps making beeping noises at me, which I’m pretty certain eggs do not normally do!
* I’m going to hatch it and see what happens. What could possibly go wrong!

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* So I found an egg while I was out and it’s very strange and keeps making beeping noises at me, which I’m pretty certain eggs do not normally do!
* I’m going to hatch it and see what happens. What could possibly go wrong!
Comet of the wolfpack has a deep weakness for sour candy and hoards it. Unfortunately, most of the rest of the pack shares his cravings.
“Comet, do you want to explain to me exactly why you booby-trapped your locker?”
“Look, we don’t get a salary, okay? I finally scraped together enough credits to buy the big bag of Sour Seismic Charges and my squad is full of thieves who think nothing of stealing ALL my candy, even when I’m nice enough to share some.”
“...fine, but did you have to use actual EXPLOSIVES?!”
starting to draw cats again.....
//cue simple plan (aka how could this happen to me)