He is very big on physical touch but becomes weak in the knees if you use words of affirmation.
For the first few weeks of dating, he will always ask if he can hug you or hold your hand, but once you give him the green flag, you’ll never escape from him.
Literally, he’s not a yandere, just a very clingy and soft skeleton.
WILL ask you to hold him reverse piggyback.
Basically just hold him like an infant; it’ll keep him grinning ear to ear while he naps.
Comet Papyrus:
Papyrus loves showing you love through his words and actions.
His spaghetti is his love token; extra points if you dote on him while he cooks it.
Only you can know his super secret sauce because you’re special to him, though if you have allergies, he’ll keep it away from you like the plague until he finds a new recipe (hopefully a better-tasting one. He’s trying.)
WOULD show you off to everyone the second the two of you start dating. At first (if you’re a human), they would refer to you as “Papyrus’ partner” but would stop as soon as you get better known in the underground.
Nice try holding him; you’re just his little teddy bear, not to mention he’s freakishly tall compared to you (but still lightweight), so it’s more of him crouching with you hugging his legs.
Comet Grillby:
Is BIG on acts of service.
He loves when you sit by his bar; he’ll give you some nourishment while he closes up. He hopes you will talk his nonexistent ears off; he won't talk much, but hearing you talk while he cleans and unwinds after the day makes him relax more than you think.
He’s not very vocal (literally) about you two dating but would not mind a single bit if you told the whole underground. He just won't say it first.
He would rather prioritize your comfort and privacy than show you off like treasure. You may be one fine gold, but you’re more than just that to him.
He’ll accept every love language of yours; just don’t be shocked if he never initiates physical touch first
Comet Muffet:
You better like gifts, because you’re not escaping it.
Very often acts like she is the gift; she just wants you to dote on her.
Safe in your own home? Not without a few crawling spiders handing you her new-baked pastries.
Loves to give, but expects at least something tiny back.
She’s very open about you guys’ relationship; everyone notices the generous discounts you get, which monsters find weird due to her greedy nature.
Comet Mettaton:
Acts of service to the TOP
You are his sugar baby after all; you’re his little chihuahua to his rich owner
He is very into most love languages; he WILL compliment you every second, he WILL give you lavish gifts, and he WILL spend time with you. On and off of his show, he WILL hold you and hug you with his cold, metallic ass hands. He’s indecisive, if you couldn’t tell.
EVERY monster in the underground will know that you two are dating; he’s boasting about it till the day he dusts, so imagine what would happen if y’all get married.
You better be a social person, because he’ll drag you everywhere he has to go. Party or not, you’ll probably have to follow him around like a dog while he interacts with people, probably wondering how in the world a person has so much social battery and knows so, so many people.
literally you
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Comet Sans is not the type of person to confess, so his way of showing romantic interest in you would be via actions. He would take you to his favorite spots, tell you puns until your stomach hurt just to see your smile, etc.
If you do confess, he would be very embarrassed and try to hide himself in his jacket. He’s a nervous type when it comes to relationships, and the first few months he tries to act normal, but you always catch him with a light purple hue on his cheekbones.
When he has finally relaxed around you, trust me, you won't be able to get rid of him. He’s a very clingy person and loves spending every moment with you.
If you’re away, he’ll spend the first few days texting you a lot of “I miss you” and “going to sleep but don’t have my star :<” or just puns. After a few days he gets used to your absence but can’t shake off the loneliness. When you return, he spends the entire day (and perhaps a few more) to make up for the lost time.
He loves to listen; if you’re a yapper, he would love to listen to you for hours. If you weren’t, he’ll enjoy the silence with you, with occasional fun facts about astronomy/science or fun facts about your interests (because yes, he researches them in his free time; he wants to know about the things you love).
Comet!Papyrus:
He’s very obvious; he’ll confess as soon as he is interested in you. When he realizes those feelings are romantic, he’s digging up his dating rulebooks to try and “court” you.
As soon as you two start dating, he’ll ask about boundaries, making you two write down on a piece of paper what you want and what you don't want. That is his way of officially starting the relationship.
He’ll definitely show you off to other people; no one compares to you, after all.
He’ll plan dates at LEAST twice a month; the book says that it is the best way to keep partners happy!!
If you’re lazy, he would just grumble that you’re like his brother and drag you out; now, if you have a medical reason/mental illness, he’ll respect it and help make up a comfortable routine for you so you can be active while not pushing yourself too far. If you are active, he’ll take you training with a grin on his face, playfully battling you while making sure you won’t get hurt. It doesn't matter if you’re lazy or active; he loves spending time with you.
Sometimes he just stares at you, wondering how you feel about kissing pure bones; occasionally he does feel like you wouldn’t like it, due to him being firm and your lips soft, but he forgets about it once you shower him with affection.
After dating him, he won’t like the idea of being showered in kisses by other monsters. Yes, he wants the compliments, but he wants the kisses from YOU!
If you’re away, he’ll continue his schedule, minus the parts including you. While you might think he’s fine with you being away for long, you’d be wrong. As soon as you come home, he’ll drop the act and cling to you, not wanting to let go.
He’s happy his schedule goes back to normal.
If you’re sick, he’ll freak out and think you’re dying. Monsters usually don’t get sick, so having to explain that humans are just like that takes some time for him to get used to. But he’ll definitely go into caretaking mode.
Comet!Grillby:
Not much of a talker, but trust me, he notices you across the bar. He’s not the type of person to try and show off to the person he likes, letting you know how the real him is.
He’s not much for dating; you two would be friends for a long time until he finally feels comfortable with you. Once he establishes that he’s ready, then you two talk about boundaries and how you two show affection.
When you two start dating, no one would know on his end; he wouldn’t mind you telling people, of course; he just won’t tell anyone unless asked.
He’ll let you in after hours, listening to your rant while he cleans up the place. He loved your voice and loved to listen to you talk for hours; it was like his podcast.
He adores you when you come to him for warmth; it's not exactly hot in Snowdout (Snowdin in Comettale), so the fact that you’re so comfortable with him warms his SOUL (haha).
Comet!Muffet:
Once you break her greedy and violent shell, she is actually a kind SOUL. While staying greedy, she will start being gentle towards you, seeing you as her little fly partner stuck in her web.
She sends her spiders to place pastries around her house, only costing a kiss. Nothing is free after all.
If she’s greedy for your affection, she WILL trap you in her web.
She will refer to you by your pet name “deary” so much you might as well forget your real name.
Your bonding moments with her are definitely baking. If you don’t know how to bake, she WILL forcefully teach you; if you do, she will teach you more.
Comet!Mettaton:
You are his all-time favorite special guest, don't worry, you’ll still be the special guest even after your 500th visit.
If you don’t know how to dance or aren’t good at it, he will forcefully teach you
You HAVE to be fashionable, if you don't have good taste in fashion he will choose your outfits for you.
Practically your Sugar Daddy, spoiling you with all of the things you’d like.
If you’re not comfortable with being so public with him, he’d have this whole anonymous partner ordeal on his shows.
If you are, he’d invite you to his cooking shows; though you’re the only one cooking, he’s setting things on fire and advertising every single product nearby.
Astra:
Despite her playful demeanor, she’s very shy when it comes to romance. She refuses to confess and will only hint her interest in you.
When you two do actually date, she WILL glaze the hell out of you.
And bully you, just a bit.
If she was human she would definitely be southern, she’s very used to the heat so she naturally uses you to heat herself up in the cold.
She’s an introvert, so she’s not always up to hang out, but she’s okay with you showing up at her apartment and just sitting there in silence with her.
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Reaction to you being a yumeshipper of them (PT. 2)
I sat at my desk, 5 minutes till i had to go graduate, writing headcanons for y'all. 10/10 i recommend, i was very stressed but had a fun time with this prompt. If you'd like to see something specific just ask!!
Comet!Sans:
Oh
At first he doesn't know how to react, he got teleported into another universe and turns out a human likes to imagine being in a relationship with him
Depending on if you respect him and his boundaries in your guys’ first interaction he might actually take a liking to you
He does recognize that it is a healthy coping mechanism, and as long as you don’t harass him at first he will actually not mind it!
He is very interested in what headcanons you have made about him, if you have any artistic hobbies he will not stop asking to see what you have made of him
Relationship probability: 80%
Make the right decision and you have just landed yourself a comical cuddlebug
Comet!Papyrus:
OF COURSE he has fans, he is so cool after all!
You don't even have to explain, he is too busy looking at all of your merch of him, giving each item its own spotlight
If you don't have any merch that’s fine! He’ll be busy looking at your room, either praising how neat it is or huffing about how you remind him of Sans (dont take it to heart, he loves his older brother with all of his soul, even if he’s annoying)
If you’re artistic then you’re in luck, he adores painting and now you’re his muse. If you’re a painter you two paint together a LOT, blending two art styles together in what is your guys’ favorite activity together.
Oh, Comet Sans has found a way to bring him back to his universe... well... You’re coming with them now.
Relationship probability: 100%
You guys are now the cheesiest couple in snowdout
Comet!Grillby:
Completely neutral about it.
He’ll give you a thumbs up and then brainstorm how to get back, he knows nothing about where he is or how he even landed here.
If he’s stuck with you for a long time he might warm up to you (pun not intended).
He’ll happily be your listener as he distracts himself with cooking, but if you’re quiet like him you’ll both sit in comfortable silence, occasionally telling you tiny facts to make sure you know he enjoys your company.
Depending on the number of the timelines and how knowledgeable Comet Sans is on universes, he may be here for a few years, at least until Comet Sans finds a way or a multiverse hopper (most likely Dream if Grillby misses his universe a lot) helps him.
Relationship probability: 50%
You two are either the most secretive couple or opposite attract as a couple
Comet!Muffet:
Finds it funny in a good way.
She won't get possessive over a stranger (though it does stroke her ego), only when you two start being close does her demeanor take on a more protective role.
If you show any affection towards other characters she starts to wonder if your interest in her has decreased, and it makes her upset.
go get her quickly before she wraps you in her silk, she’s not letting you go so soon.
There is no other option for you other than to go with her to her universe, where she can keep you in her cave. She’ll make a nest for you because she sees your bed as a nest, and has no idea how humans sleep (you sleep more like a dog than a human).
Relationship probability: 75%
Either her dog or partner, nonetheless you enjoy it.
Comet!Mettaton:
Of course you do
He’s very used to fangirls/boys, he wont bat an eye, even if your whole room is decorated in merch of him.
The more you two are stuck together the more he acknowledges your fondness over him, the merch and your affection for him makes his metallic heart skip a few beats faster.
His favorite activity is him styling you now, you get a makeover at least once a week. Oh and get ready to have makeup practiced on you, he wants to try new styles with YOU.
He’ll drag you to his universe, you’re now his beautiful co-host! If you’re not up for the social life then you magically become the mysterious lover he keeps mentioning.
Relationship probability: 67%
It’s like you’re living in the future, having a fashion robot dress and style you in the comfort of your own home.
COMETTALE'S reaction to you being a yumeshipper (PT. 1)
Comet Sans:
Comet does NOT mind you being a yumeshipper; he’s a very chill guy and barely gets jealous (with some exceptions.) He’s happy you’ve found something to cope with and encourages you to do whatever you find comfortable, as long as you don’t hurt yourself.
Comet Papyrus:
Once he realizes it’s a coping mechanism (if you do it to cope), he immediately beams with joy and goes on a rant about what he does to regulate his feelings. Now if you rant about your F/O to him, he will listen to every single word and stay attentive in the conversation. With that, he feels like you feel safe enough to show him what makes YOU feel better, so he starts dragging you to his comfort activities (mostly cooking and walks; he would spar with you, but if you are a lazy person, he will respect it).
Comet Grillby:
At first he was confused, not really understanding why and how yumeshipping worked. Once you explain it to him (hoping he won't see the bad side of the community first) he’ll simply nod. For a few days you wonder if he’s accepting of it, but one day he suddenly approaches you when you were sitting at his bar, he held a note out to you and on it was a short fluff oneshot, for you. You realize he’s pleased with your coping mechanism and would LOVE to write for you and your F/O, just give him a prompt and a few days and you’ll get the most poetic oneshot you have ever seen.
Comet!Muffet:
Muffet is a possessive gal, so if you’re a nonsharer she’ll understand your struggle. She’s in between since she enjoys seeing you being happy but the idea of sharing you with someone... despite said person being fictional. If you rant about them for too long she may wrap you in her web and make sure you remember who you belong to.
Comet!Mettaton:
Being THE underground’s influencer it does include a lot of fans, a lot. When you two got together he made sure you knew that he had quite a bit of fans, especially with the sexualized nature around his fanbase. He supports you and your F/O and WILL spoil you with any merch that he can get his metallic hands on, always making sure everyone is informed what yumeshipping is and that it is acceptable.
Most of it was about the new fanfic I am currently writing about an AU I created called Comet-tale. I was having a hard time visualizing what I wanted Sans to look like (I have aphantasia) and gave up like fifty times, but, of course, my now ex friend was a life savior and started sketching.
This is a beta design of him, but this is very similar to his canon design!
