#command chat shenanigans

[thelastd0mino]

Rex: I know Skywalker has questionable methods but we’ve been successful so far.

Cody: he blew up an entire civilization

Rex: …as I said: questionable methods

[thelastd0mino]

Bly: guys how do you put out a grease fire?

Gree: don’t you usually put out fires with water?

Bly: i tried your suggestion. the barracks are on fire. aayla is screaming at me.

Rex: how are you a marshal commander???

[thelastd0mino]

Fox: did you guys know you can actually survive a fall from 4 stories high?

Wolffe: what about 5 stories?

Fox: I’ll give that a try once I’m out of the hospital.

Cody: Fox…what did you do?!?!!

Fox: I was tired of flimsiwork and had a hypothesis

[tcw-adzl6]

Command Chat Shenanigans: an Index.

Part 1: Assignment Day

Part 2: Their Jedi

Part 3: Plo Koon Appreciation

Part 4: The Creatively Problematic

Part 5: The Vote for the Best Jedi

Part 6: The Vote for the Best Behaved Battallion

Part 7: How Wolffe was almost called Snappy

Part 8: The Snap Squad

Part 9: How to (not) Execute Order 66

Part 10: Palpatine the Prank Caller

[tcw-adzl6]

Commanders + Rex

Wolffe: Alright

Wolffe: Does someone want to explain why I've had 5 troopers from 3 separate legions refer the Wolfpack as the Snap-Squad?? Own up.

Rex: ...

Rex: It was the Twins.

Gree: Do we even need to ask which twins you're referring to considering we're all genetically identical?

Wolffe: Well, anyway... Rex when did you say we are seeing you next... I've just missed the 501st so much.

Part 1

Index

[tcw-adzl6]

Commanders + Rex

Cody: Remember this?

*When they were cadets*

CC-3636(who has had an extremely bad day and just wants to polish his armour in peace): Can you pass me the cloth?

CC-2224 (who decided it was time to be Sassy™️): Are your legs broken? Doesn't look like it... perhaps your arm-

CC-3636: No, they're not broken but yours are about to be.

CC-2224: No need to snap at me.

*flashback ends*

Wolffe: ...What prompted this?

Rex: In any other situation, they would have called you 'Snappy' for the rest of your life.

Bly: Commander Snappy of the Snap-squad.

Wolffe: ...Thankfully that wasn't the case.

Part 2

Index

[tcw-adzl6]

Commanders + Rex

Cody: This... This isn't possible.

Bly: IT'S OUTRAGEOUS!

Fox: ??

Rex: We had a 'Best Jedi' poll and General Plo won, with votes from the entirety of the 104th as well as quite a few shinies from other legions.

Cody: Even from the 112th!!!!

Wolffe: *radiates smugness through the coms*

Gree: Bold of you to assume that they didn't vote out of fear...

Gree: Not that the General does not deserve 'Best Jedi', he's just not the Jedi I personally voted for...

Index

[tcw-adzl6]

Commanders + Rex

Cody: So, out of curiosity...

Cody: If we put our most problematically-creative troopers in a definitely-friendly all-out capture the flag competition, who would you nominate and who do you think would win?

Gree: This wouldn't happen to be about the upcoming 'special' training right?

Fox: Who are you making a bet against?

Cody: ...

Rex (who decides to actually answer the question): Fives and Echo for both without a doubt.

Wolffe: Yeah those two are definitely problematically-creative. But I'd nominate Boost and Sinker, I'm still not sure where they keep getting the extra shiny armour.

Index