#commander ponds

[st4r-t3ars]

The duality of this bitch

[c-c2224]

One of my favourite tropes in fanfic is the clones trying to get their Jedi to wear some armour. My friend however, suggested a very fun solution to the clones their issue.

Paint ball guns.

The clones start carrying around paint ball guns and try to hit their General’s and Jedi Commanders wherever they are exposed.

But just imagine they are in the middle of a meeting, and one of the clones just whips out a paint ball gun and tries to shoot their commanding officer.

“This wouldn’t have happened if you were wearing armour, sir.”

[boybandjediorder]

so if aayla's dating bly, whose brother fox is dating aayla's dad/brother quinlan, who is best friends with obi-wan who is dating cody whose brother wolffe was adopted by one of obi-wan's uncle figures plo koon who is about the same age as windu who is besties with ponds and ponds is the oldest brother of rex, who is also besties with obi-wan's little siblings anakin and ahsoka then who's flying this plane

[megmca]

Can you imagine how the commanders felt when they found out they would have Jedi placed over them in the chain of command?

Sure they had been raised and trained to believe the Jedi were good and they were made to serve the republic together. But it had to have grated that they were all going to have to take order form pacifist space monks with an unknown level of experience in combat or military strategy and logistics. The commanders were probably worried that they were going to end up with incompetent generals or worse.

Instead they end up with this grab bag of, largely, the nicest people you’ve ever known.

Ponds probably thinks he lucked out. Master Windu is sensible, levelheaded and spends half or more of his time safely tucked away in the Jedi Temple where he’s unlikely to get shot.

Cody is doomed from the start. He stood absolutely no chance against Obi Wan. No man should be that combination of confident, compassionate and hot.

Same goes for Bly. Honestly it probably felt like the floor collapsed under him when Master Secura took command.

Rex is honestly too busy dealing with Skywalker’s antics and his manic nexu padawan to even wonder if he got a good deal or a bad one.

Master Mundi seemed sensible and level headed until he started telling stories about his wives and showing holos of his kids.

Wolffe probably thought he lucked out at first. Mater Plo seems like a dignified older gentleman who knows to stay out of the line of fire… aaaand he’s taking a jaunt out in the vacuum of space without a suit.

These Jedi are all crazy.

[thewayisset]

Ryloth

[tattycoram]

*command batch group chat (and Rex)* Fox: Got arrested can someone bail me out? Bly: But you're the marshall commander of the Coruscant Guard??? Wolffe: I'll be there in 5 *15 minutes later* Wolffe: Can someone come bail me and Fox out? Ponds: Oh ffs Rex: I'm on my way Cody: ABSOLUTELY NOT

[thelastd0mino]

i will never stop with the inccorect quotes. its a curse. (included bacara and neyo cus the quotes were too perfect.)

[cyartomad]

fox: your general lets you call him Obi-wan? as in, first name???

cody: yeah

fox: that's such a breach of protocol

bly: aayla is fine with it as well

*collective groan*

fox: bly'ika, you are literally the LAST person who gets to speak here

ponds: you've been kriiffing your general since the first year of the war

fox: fuck, im glad quinlan isn't here. i think he's the ONLY person who doesn't know that yet

ponds:

rex:

cody:

bly:

fox: okay just listen---