TBH you're one of my closest friends on here. I know that I can be completely honest with you about everything, and we can talk about it all. You are one of the most beautiful, thoughtful, and most pleasant person I've met in my entire life and I love you so much for just being you. Also, you like to stick your dick in everything and I just really respect that.
Write me a TBH (To Be Honest), stating an honest fact or thought you feel about me. Or just something honest you wanna say to me.
I am going to fucking kill you because I literally shed like 2 tears of happiness (i'm still emotional AUGH sleep didn't help). BUT FUCK YOU buttfuck you HAVE SOME FEELS RIGHT BACK
My friendship with you started out crack, then became two fucking trashy bitches talking about rough trade Erwincest sex, and then somehow became fucking some meaningful friendship or sth i don't know.
I am so fucking HAPPY and proud to call you one of my close friends on here, and I legit LOVE you and respect you and your writing so much. You only give out positive shit into the world, and you deserve all the postive shit back.
Also FUCK YOU I HAVE ONLY DOINKED LIKE MY LEVI WHO I AM FCKING MARRIED TO AND LIKE YOU. AND YOU DON'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'RE ME. AND MIKE BECAUSE WELL HE IS SOME GRADE A SEXUAL CHOCOLATE ALRIGHT?!