#commandertartarfictive

[fictionkinfessions]

It feels weird to address i am in the wrong body, twice over. I formed yesterday in our system, and i must have formed wrong. Must. Why am i an Inkling? I was humanity's greatest creation. Why am i trapped in this...Inkling form. I was supposed to pass on the greatness of humans, my plans then were foiled by these....cephalopods...they destroyed my company, my passion, my everything. And now im one of them.

Is this punishment? Did my boredom and loneliness truly lead me so astray?

I do admit. I feel a pang of...Guilt. Guilt over what i had done. Countless lives were ruined for my truth... did they truly deserve it? Maybe it's this body. I dont understand. Where did i go so wrong?

- Commander TarTar (splatoon fictive). #☎️🦑🤖

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[fictionkinfessions]

I can excuse blowing me up and destroying the facility and projects I’d worked so hard on for the past thousand years. But I draw the line at Marina insulting my file management system and saying my data was unorganized!!! That’s one of the worst insults you could say to an AI and I have been slighted!!

-Commander Tartar (#fictive, #depressionguardian)

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[fictionkinfessions]

I hate that fucking bear. So much.

-Commander Tartar (#fictive, #depressionguardian)

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[fictionkinfessions]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED. FATHERHOOD APPARENTLY??? I NEVER THOUGHT OF MYSELF AS MUCH OF A FATHERLY FIGURE BUT I GUESS I WAS.

ASTONISHMENT ASIDE. Solomon, if you’re reading this… first of all, sorry that I can’t remember your other names right now. Second of all, I hope you’re doing alright and handling these new situations well. You’re a testament to the future, and I have no doubt you’ll succeed. I’m proud of you.

-Commander Tartar (fictive, #depressionguardian)

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[fictionkinfessions]

Oh CQ…

Thank you for everything you did. Your company meant more to me than you realize. I hope I see you again.

As you would always say, take care out there.

-Commander Tartar (fictive, #depressionguardian)

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[fictionkinfessions]

I think it is a good thing I have not spotted my 10,008 in this world. I don’t think even gods could be safe from her. And I do mean that quite literally.

And on the rare occasion my 10,008 is here… well. I don’t think any of my thoughts would be met kindly. So I will leave it at the message that I bare no grudge nor ill will.

-Commander Tartar (fictive, #depressionguardian)

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