#comment answer time!

[theserpentsadvocate]

I’d watch that show.

[theserpentsadvocate]

Okay, I mean it is... putting tuna on crackers, but I also add mayonnaise and chop up, like, various kinds of onions (sometimes multiple varieties) and add salt sometimes and you can put apple in - I mean, I don’t, but you can, and so that’s even more recipe-ish - and if I wasn’t lazy I could portion out all the tuna so I had a nice plate of fancy cracker tuna. (I am lazy, though, so I just take a bowl of tuna and make myself cracker sandwiches one at a time.)

It’s legit, though, I swear! See? Riley’s Tuna Cracker Delight (under cut)

INGREDIENTS:

2 cans tuna (flaked or chunk)

mayonnaise

purple onion (can substitute white if necessary)

green onions (if possible)

apple (optional)

salt

stoned wheat thins

Step one: Put tuna in bowl.

Step two: Chop or dice roughly one third (1/3) of an onion. Add to tuna.

Step three: Chop or dice three (3) green onions. Add to tuna.

Step four (optional): Chop or dice roughly one third (1/3) of an apple. Add to tuna.

Step four: Add one and a half (1 1/2) large spoonfuls mayonaisse.

Step five: If using chunk tuna, pound vigorously for 60 seconds to break up chunks. Mix thoroughly.

Step six: Salt to taste. Mix again.

Step seven: Break cracker. Apply tuna to cracker half. Cap with other cracker half. Repeat.

See? It counts!!

[theserpentsadvocate]

I should be sorry but I’m just glad I’m no longer the only one.

[theserpentsadvocate]

Yeah, I like to think she has. Thanks. :)

[theserpentsadvocate]

Haha, I came this close to including don’t kill me Jenna in that post, like I had it types out and everything, but there was nowhere non-awkward to put it, formatting-wise.

Still, it’s a completely neutral not-caring, at least. I don’t dislike him even in a meh way at least?

(I would totally be interested about hearing/seeing your thoughts on that in any format though.)

[theserpentsadvocate]

IF YOU DO, I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

(also, thank you! :) :) :) )

[theserpentsadvocate]

Yeah, I agree with you 100%. I only said Maia because that's also a standard fandom thing and it was a 'fight one battle at a time' kind of deal and I didn't want to get off-track. But yeah - Shelob is like... 10% Ungoliant maybe. Several generations down, still scary and horrifying - but not First Age horrifying. Or, to be more precise - not Age of the Trees terrifying. (Because the First Age had some hella terrifying monsters, absolutely, but the Age of the Trees? Eldritch abominations. Which is how I class Ungoliant, btw. And sometimes Tom Bombadil, depending on my mood.)

[theserpentsadvocate]

Yes, it's true. The fake interview I wrote for my boyband AU will never be quite as good. (Okay, I'm trying to be funny but that's actually true, though?) Honestly, I'm most upset about losing my batch of House of Hador dolls, which is stupid because they're not even strictly original to me? But my Lalaith/Nienor/Niniel/Aerin ones were on point.