AU of that one that was just (beautifully) written: eren is blowing levi in the middle of the room and hanji walks in and eren stares at her with the most scared look in his eyes, levi's cock still in his mouth oh my god
OMFG GOOD

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AU of that one that was just (beautifully) written: eren is blowing levi in the middle of the room and hanji walks in and eren stares at her with the most scared look in his eyes, levi's cock still in his mouth oh my god
OMFG GOOD
omg i get so creative looking at all your asks they gave me an idEa WHERE EREN HAS A MAJOR CRUSH ON LEVI AND TELLS HIM ABOUT IT BUT LEVI REJECTS HIM. AS TIME GOES ON HE JUST GRADUALLY SEES EREN IN A NEW LIGHT AND EREN'S A PERSISTENT LITTLE BRAT WHO CAN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. SO HE KINDA FIGURES OUT THAT LEVI STARTED TO LIKE HIM BACK AND HE'S YELLING AT LEVI TO FINALLY ADMIT IT BUT LEVI'S A STRONG INDEPENDENT TSUN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN SO EREN GETS FRUSTRATED AND KISSES HIM AND LEVI KISSES BACK
WOW FUCK YEAH
HARRY POTTER (THE SERIES /AND/ THE CHARACTER)
HOLY NO PLEASE
Favorite character: HAIRY POTS
Least Favorite character: idk man
5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): harry/ginny, ron/hermione, hermione/draco (not really though), neville/luna, um um idk
Character I find most attractive: LUNA ~
Character I would marry: um no can i bring you with me and we can be wizards together
Character I would be best friends with: um um probably luna?? idk definitely not draco; i’d want to punch the bastard
a random thought: jahdjflkasdf i should play pottermore again
An unpopular opinion: i used to hate ginny oops gomen
my canon OTP: harry/ginny
Non-canon OTP: neville/luna; but idk man was it canon i forgot oops
most badass character: HERMIONE
pairing I am not a fan of: harry/hermione gomen
character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): NOPE JK ROWLING DIDN’T SCREW ANYONE UP ARE YOU KIDDING
favourite friendship: harry/ron/hermione what else man
character I want to adopt or be adopted by: HERMIONEEEEEE
How I feel about this character: i love harry potter are you kidding me
All the people I ship romantically with this character: ginny
My non-romantic OTP for this character: harry/hermione bc sister/brother relationship
My unpopular opinion about this character: hE IS NOT THE THIRD WHEEL GDI
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish that his parents didn’t die but then again half of the series wouldn’t happen so —
my het ship: harry/ginny
my fem/slash ship: nope nope
my OTP: harry/ginny
my OT3: harry/ron/hermione
my cross over ship: none
my kink: none
a head cannon fact: idk
my gender bend: idKK
HANNIGRAM OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED AM I DOING THIS RIGHT
when of if I started shipping it: i did start shipping it; i shipped it since i read red dragon like two years ago but then i was like NOPE
my thoughts: I HATE HANNIGRAM BUT I ALSO LOVE HANNIGRAM I HAVE A PROBLEM CAN YOU TELL
What makes me happy about them: NOTHING THERE IS NO HAPPINESS
What makes me sad about them: EVERYTHING
things done in fanfic that annoys me: WHEN THEY MAKE WILL WILLINGLY AGREE TO BECOME A KILLER IN THE MURDER FAMILY YEAH LET’S NOT
things I look for in fanfic: IN CHARACTER-NESSS
My kinks: bondage
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: i ship will with proper health care and beverly; i ship hannibal with clarice starling
My happily ever after for them: THERE IS NO HAPPILY EVER AFTER
who is the big spoon/little spoon: the only spoons that are there are soup spoons and other such spoons; why would a serial killer cuddle with the person trying to get him into jail yeah let’s not talk about spoons. hannibal might try to spoon all of will’s organs out
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: TRYING TO FIND OUT WHO THE CHESAPEAKE RIPPER IS EXCEPT IT’S NOT THEIR FAVORITE AND GDI HANNIBAL
HANNIBAL
Favorite character: HANNIBAL
Least Favorite character: HANNIBAL
5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): no ship is canon; but definitely: will x proper health care, willbev, will x happiness, willana, and hannigram
Character I find most attractive: ABIGAIL HOBBS
Character I would marry: WILL GRAHAM
Character I would be best friends with: BEVERLY KATZ
a random thought: i want to cock-kick hannibal but also not bc that’s rude
An unpopular opinion: i think that abigail is dead. however, if they do bring her back, it’ll be bc she’s a witness when they are trying to arrest hannibal.
my canon OTP: NOTHING IS CANON EXCEPT WILL X SADNESS AND THAT IS NOT OTP
Non-canon OTP: WILL X PROPER HEALTH CARE
most badass character: Beverly Katz and nobody can say otherwise unless they want to be cuntpunted.
pairing I am not a fan of: WILL X JAIL
character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): OTL man um um um u m — idk
favourite friendship: willbev, always always a l w a y s
character I want to adopt or be adopted by: BEVERLY PLEASE ADOPT ME
SAIX AND AXEL
when of if I started shipping it: idk man i shipped them in kh bbs? when i saw isa and lea ; and then i was sure of it when i played 358/2 days
my thoughts: saIX!!!!! AXEL!!!! SAIX NORTED??? NOOO!!!! LEA HELP HIM!!! YOU TWO WERE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS UGH
What makes me happy about them: SEEING THEM IN BBS BC FRIENDSHIP
What makes me sad about them: EVERYTHING AFTER THEY JOINED ORGANIZATION
things done in fanfic that annoys me: idk i don’t read much fanfic of them that should change
things I look for in fanfic: idk but if i did, the person better not try and make roxas the bad guy?
My kinks: um, rough then gentle
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: um nobody nope nope n o p e
My happily ever after for them: FOR SAIX/ISA TO BE UN-NORTED AND FOR THE TWO OF THEM TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER AND JUST UGH FOR THEM TO GO LIVE TOGETHER IN RADIANT GARDEN CUTIES
who is the big spoon/little spoon: um i think they alternate
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: re-exploring radiant garden together, going to all of the shops they once went to, just overall being happy bc they are finally together
TERRA
How I feel about this character: TERRA YOU ARE A HIGHCLASS ASSHOLE AND I LOVE YOU REGARDLESS
All the people I ship romantically with this character: AQUA
My non-romantic OTP for this character: VENTUS BC BROTP
My unpopular opinion about this character: Terra, I’m going to slap you. Why’d you have to d-link with Maleficent yo; idk man this isn’t an unpopular opinion
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I WISH THAT HE GETS HIS BODY BACK FROM XEHANORT LIKE THE FUCK MAN HE WAS NORTED
my het ship: TERRQUAAAAAA
my fem/slash ship: TERVEN
my OTP: TERRQUA
my OT3: terra/ventus/aqua
my cross over ship: nonneeeeee
my kink: IDK MAN
a head cannon fact: Terra will always fight for control of his body. In a way, Terra and Xehanort are like Melanie and the Wanderer from The Host. He can communicate and can still fight against Xehanort’s control. But his abilities are limited. He’s forced to watch as Xehanort uses his body for his wishes. However, unlike Melanie and the Wanderer, Xehanort (obviously) doesn’t care for Terra.
my gender bend: NOPE NONE; WAIT DOES TERRA FROM TEEN TITANS COUNT
AQUA
How I feel about this character: A+ character she’s so great when i see people hating on her i want to slap them with a bamboo stick uwu
All the people I ship romantically with this character: TERRA AND THAT IS ALL GOMEN MAN I DON’T SHIP VENQUA ^^
My non-romantic OTP for this character: Venqua. In an entirely friendship/platonic way! Idk man, she’s like an older sister to him.
My unpopular opinion about this character: idk man —
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: FOR HER TO GET OFF THE ISLAND OF DARKNESS LIKE GDI SHE HAD THE CHANCE WHEN SORA AND RIKU WERE ON THE ISLAND BUT SHE WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND PROBABLY OR SHE WAS SLEEPING IDK MAN I JUST WANT HER TO BE OKAY.
my het ship: TERRA/AQUA
my fem/slash ship: idk man i don’t have one?? gomen
my OTP: TERRA/AQUA
my OT3: TERRA/VENTUS/AQUA
my cross over ship: none
my kink: ??? water bending omg no i’m kidding OTL
a head cannon fact: in the island of darkness, whenever she does have dreams, they’re nightmares. nightmares of ventus and terra not being okay. nightmares of ventus never being able to wake up because of her (being stuck on the island). nightmares of terra not having any hopes of being okay ever.
my gender bend: idk man