Aug 1, 2013
There's a sudden change in the broadcasting. Cooking with Radium cuts out, to be replaced by the sonorous tones of the voice of Night Vale.
"Hello, listeners! I have a small note I've been asked to relate to you - well, to one of you out there with us this evening. Terrance, I know you're listening." A pause, a brief rustling of papers. "Use protection. This payment will help keep me in junk food for the next week, so the least you can do is honor the letter of the agreement. That is all, and for now, goodnight."