Sep 4, 2017
@companysman
“Rhys-dude!” You better brace yourself for the hug of a lifetime because the human incarnation of a golden retriever is coming right for you at an alarming speed.
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@companysman
“Rhys-dude!” You better brace yourself for the hug of a lifetime because the human incarnation of a golden retriever is coming right for you at an alarming speed.
Hey just wondering, can you fuck off so I can piss? Thanks bye.
companysman replied to your post: “Yo, still the Alpha over here, Kiddos.”
“Keep your shirt on.”
“Is that like...reverse psychology? Cause I mean it is Sinday sooo.”
He's gonna just casually walk up behind her and then, oh no what is he doing. He's picking her up and tossing her on his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. This isn't how romance works, Rhys. "It's time to go!" Go where? Go.
fiona is casually looking at messages on her echo when she feels a pair of hands on her. she’s almost going into fight mode when she realizes it’s only her LANKY boyfriend. ‘ rhys. ’ said sternly, and she crosses her arms. ‘ put me down. ’ her brows furrow, and she turns her head back a bit to face him, but frowns when she realizes she can only look at the back of his head. ‘ go ? where are we going ? and why does it require you carrying me like this ? ’
@companysman @griftingpandora
companysman: leave him alone to spangle out-law: ...spangle out-law: the heck is that companysman: spangle out-law: is that where you like out-law: you americans out-law: jack off into the flag out-law: or something
companysman replied to your post “{ so junkrat cant kill himself any more }”
FUCKING SAME HOLY SHIT IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY POTG WHERE I DIED AS HIM
it honestly wouldnt be a junkrat potg without it featuring your death
‘ i thought you of all people would be DIFFERENT. ’ words are spoken through gritted teeth. fiona had experienced betrayal many times in her life, but THIS was a whole class in itself. ‘ i ------ i cannot fucking believe you. ’ / @companysman ♡’d !
@companysman
“So if you underwear are spangled, do you have to salute yourself when you take a piss--- or what?”