#complainasaurus

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Complainasaurus: Gets you results!

[artemisbarnowl]

Today's big questions

How the hell does one even cosplay a my little pony? How am i going to get home this afternoon if my condition does not improve? I had to stop twice in the way to uni because i felt travel sick. What the hell is going on in chemistry? I haven't gone in three weeks. When will Aaron reply to my fb message? It's been at least two weeks, and i know he's busy but i dont have many corporeal friends (anyone on the internet is not to be trusted, obviously) so i notice when we talk/don't talk. When will this sickly spell end? I've been at this for weeks.

[jimmydimmick]

Okay this is my first world/white person problem of the day

I was so excited to eat lunch from whole foods. I got some awesome looking salad, baked tofu, a little brown rice and lots of watermelon. 

I got home to eat it and the salad that looked so delicious was outrageously overdressed in what I then realized was orange blossom dressing, not just plain orange dressing. 

orange blossom tastes like a million sweaty assholes. So it makes not for a good salad. 

On my walk home the dressing also seeped all over my brown rice. 

I ate the tofu and the watermelon which were tasty, but I WAS SO PSYCHED FOR THAT SALAD. 

[jimmydimmick]

I hope they don't need me at work today. It's too nice out and I want to go running before yoga and have time to write. 

I mean, I really need the money. I'm a broke ass bitch. 

But whhhhhaaaa