#complete fail

[pressingtobinheath]

In Flop news today: Nikki attempted to get Brooklyn ( who wasn’t wearing a collar!?!?) to sit without giving her a treat, Brooklyn proceeded to gracefully ignore her and Sam just goes “She ain’t dumb” 

[benching-yourdad]

This is too funny not to share 😂

[zoe8stay]

SONG OF THE DAY

[ichangedmyusernameandthiswasopen]

Dudes, I tried to make myself some simple syrup for cocktails but I think I fucked up. Idk what I did wrong but the sugar went from solid crystals, to liquid, then back to becoming solid crystals again. So I just... Mixed it with my gin?? Help ;-;

[luverofralts]

Good Idea: Assigning an object with bones

Bad Idea: Assigning an object with the wrong bones when actually testing it outside of bodyshop

[theforgottenfreefaller]

The bees are dying  and so are we. This bee hive used to be 2,000 bees strong, but with frosts coming earlier in the year and the summer being hotter, and the flowers, well there are no more flowers. This hive now only has 500 bees. The worker bees are now working overtime, while the newest bees are starving. The queen is so stressed she didn't birth as many as she should. This once great bee family, it dying.  and so are we.

A.G. - Bees

[shaunhastingsdiary]

Random Initiate: “REALLY?! -YOU- were a barista?!” Shaun Hastings: “Well yes, for a few months at Abstergo Entertainment Montreal. Made some friends, some enemies... Mostly enemies, you know.” Random Initiate: “Can you make me a cool latte art?! Please, I’d love to see an Assassin Insignia!! Shaun Hastings: “.....” *foams milk*

Shaun Hastings: “.... This is my best work so far.”