Mar 17, 2021
ERROR
HEAVY REALITY DISTORTION DETECTED
ISLAND STATUS: PRIMAL
REALITY STATUS: ABSOLUTELY BUSTED
TIMELINE STATUS: COMPLETELY FUBAR
USER STATUS: UNKNOWN
ATTEMPTING USER RECOVERY...
WARNING! USER FRAGMENTED!
ACCESSING RESPAWN DRONE SYSTEMS...
DRONE BOOTING UP...
GATHERING FRAGMENTS...
RECOLLECTION COMPLETE.
USER RE-IDENTIFIED.
USER ALIAS: ROSIE.
USER ACTUAL NAME: *DELETED BY USER*
SELECTED DEPLOYMENT AREA: SALTY TOWERS bOnEy BuRbS
RESPAWNING USER...