#composing for...

[xavimuses-blog]

[text] kakashi from dance class made out with the anime club treasurer and i witnessed not one, not two, but FOUR subs vs dubs arguments, and also someone was banished from the club forever because he hated princess mononoke

[thetalentshredder]

[text] that sounds terrifying, especially because i don’t watch anime

[thetalentshredder]

[text]:Never go drinking with anime club. End of story. (Hunter)

[text] sounds like you had a hell of a night

[thetalentshredder]

[text] hey hunter if you’re growing moss and flowers are growing wherever i walk does that mean we match

[maybecrybaby-blog]

"…The walls are breathing."

[thetalentshredder]

"They're. Not supposed to do that." There's a clear difference between the two, probably because Peter chickened out. First sign that they probably shouldn't have done it in the first place.

[wyvernbrotherhood-blog]

"Hey, Peter, if you took me gettin’ sodas as your signal to hide in a pile’a my junk, I’m gonna yell."

[thetalentshredder]

Uh oh. How were they going to explain this to Jai when even they couldn't explain it?

"...I'm. Not hiding." At least they could talk, and flying wasn't all too hard.

[wyvernbrotherhood-blog]

"…I guess that’cha could say you’re havin’ a bitta a problem with th’function of your hardwood! You ain’t at the top-iary of your game, huh? For-rest up, Peter, and try again tomorrow. In th’ thicket of the moment, ya made a mistake! It ain’t too embarassin’, just take th’chance to learn from your mistakes and grove."

[thetalentshredder]

That amount of puns at such a high frequency was not acceptable. They put their hands on Jai's face in an act of retaliation.

[wyvernbrotherhood-blog]

You know how I ordered burritos f’r later? Apparently my ex has a new day job. Can you get the door ‘cause I ain’t tippin’ him n’ I can’t not tip him in good conscience? Here’s th’ money.

[thetalentshredder]

The asshole? ...Alright, gimme a minute.

[They take off their vest and undershirt, tie their hair up into a messy ponytail, take the money and walk over to the door.]