i feel like compulsively lying on the internet.
it seems fun, to tell people on the internet lies.
i don’t really talk to anyone on the internet because i don’t want to catch the homosexuality.
some compulsive lies i have thought about while on the internet include:
i just smashed my glasses to bits. oh well.
i buried parts of my body in the soil today, what did you do?
might be hallucinating, idk.
so i turned into a meddlenekko today. have i impressed you yet?
symbolism for big boners isn’t very unique.
i just thought i heard a hamster dying but it was a basketball being pumped full of air vs. a hamster’s lungs collapsing in a series of squeaks.
the prison of time can easily be broken if you just use a talisman.
hamsters of misery.
I DON'T KNOW HOW A LADY GAGA SONG GOT ON MY COMPUTER. I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCINATING AT ONE POINT BUT NO, IT IS REALLY THERE.
HOW? WHAT?? WHERE??? WHEN???? & WHY?????
oops, sorry for the caps.
have breast cancer, looks like my tits are outta here.
No, I’m not. I held down the shift key the entire time.
I became an amputee, please pity me.
I like watching amputee porn with big groups of people.
I am such a fuck up!!!!!!!!! GooOOoosh.
I enjoy constant fanservice, Oni-chan.
I qualify for a job at Albertsons bagging groceries, collecting carts, cleaning toilets, and coming to work on time high.
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss.
